Shardul Amrute

Technical Analyst, Derivatives Trader and A Massive Car Enthusiast.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Mom’s embarrassed while dad is having the time of his life

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Man 🫡

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❤️

[IMPERATOR @IMPERATORAUS]

This is actually the perfect analogy.

[Hombre Imparable @Hombrelmparable]

Tres comunistas entran en un bar: uno pide un cóctel mixto de $15, otro un Martini de $10, y el tercero un cerveza de $6. Cuando llega la cuenta, basados en su mantra, se ven obligados a dividirla equitativamente.

La semana siguiente, los tres regresan al bar una vez más, pero esta vez piden cuentas separadas, por lo que el barman les pregunta por qué no están dividiendo la cuenta equitativamente, ya que en el comunismo, todos pagan la misma parte justa. Los tres comunistas acceden de mala gana, y una vez más dividen la cuenta en tres partes iguales.

La semana siguiente, los tres comunistas regresan, pero con una turba de devotos seguidores, y protestan contra el barman para que cambie los precios de todas sus bebidas al precio de la bebida más barata del menú.

Por miedo a que su negocio sea vandalizado o quemado, el barman accede. Así que la semana siguiente, todos los comunistas entran y disfrutan de sus bebidas a $6 con precios igualados, y celebran los éxitos del comunismo.

Los comunistas continúan con esto durante varias semanas más, hasta que un viernes regresan al bar y lo encuentran cerrado, con un cartel afuera que dice que el bar ha cerrado por quiebra.

Y eso, camaradas, es como funciona el comunismo.

[alexei @alexeixbt]

"men don't have any dreams"

every man's dream:

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Remarkable feat.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship is the most powerful moving object ever made

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Oh boy would that be cool

[Exec Sum @exec_sum]

NEWS: Jamie Dimon says US must prioritize success in Iran over markets

[Urvi @itsmiling_face]

Difference Between Chinese & Indian Communists.

[CA Vivek Khatri @CaVivekkhatri]

🚨BREAKING: India's Reliance just locked a 20-year oil deal with the US.

1.2 BILLION barrels.
$125 BILLION in crude.
$175 BILLION in refined products.
$300 BILLION total deal.

Trump called it the BIGGEST DEAL IN US HISTORY.

And for India, this changes everything.

Here's why Ambani made this bet now 👇

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@JioMart_Support It’s done fellas, thanks.

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@JioMart @JioMart_Support
Unprofessional is putting it mildly, incompetence is the right term. Grievances ignored, no response from nodal officers or customer care to provide justice on the case and 2 EMIs debited incorrectly.

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@JioMart_Support Pathetic Service @JioMart_Support - My order has been cancelled, amount has been debited from my card. Its been 60 days no refund. You need to educate your support team, they are handicapped(technically), even the managers. Its a broken system. Learn something from @amazonIN.

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@JioMart_Support Unable to DM you.

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@RahulGandhi Thank you for your continued bold stances on vital topics of interest, every word you say ensures BJP will keep winning in the future too.

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God bless America 👏👏

[Phantom Shadow @Fuknutz]

Epic Fury: In Full Effect

[Hindutva Don @HindutvaDon_]

Muslims in the last 10 years have understood that BJP is against them.

But Hindus for the last 70 years didn't understand that Congress is against them??

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Please make this happen!

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Richard Hammond teases a possible 'Original Trio' comeback!!!🤯🤩

[F1 TROLL @f1trollofficial]

Everybody is a Ferrari fan…

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@sathyashrii Without a shadow of doubt!