EC

often imitated, never duplicated

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@Squeeze1i Thoroughly explaining my thought process behind decisions to people who aren’t IN my life—as if their understanding will make my decision more absolute.
Eventually you realize that if they’re close to you, you don’t have to explain. If they’re not, it doesn’t matter.

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

i just know he’d appreciate a good trail mix

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

how is canes gonna jack up the prices AND make the chicken tenders tiny ?? make it make sense

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@mcat96 she’s a star!!

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

“ew you let your dog sleep in your bed?” ummm my dog? you mean my little spoon?? my pillowpet??? fuck off

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@KAstugue @AGpodcast ok i definitely have seen that

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@KAstugue @AGpodcast i’ve yet to see that what is it

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

do u close ur car window when the drive thru worker closes their window

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Fuck you it’s Friday

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@GyozaPatrol thought it had an exhaust pipe for a hot second there

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@realitea22 @elmo ❤️❤️❤️

[mary FLORIDA!!! 🍉😻🏳️‍🌈🧶nekopog.bsky.social @nekopog]

Happy “my car clock is right again” day to all who celebrate

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@GyozaPatrol @ me biotch

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

my favorite thing i do is text myself things i don’t wanna forget. this 100% left my brain from the moment i sent it to the moment i read it just now it’s a good thought

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@FoxesOnMySocks the most important part of a tuxedo

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I’m the dad friend which is like the mom friend but instead of taking care of people I don’t answer texts and I know a thousand extremely specific facts that are in no way useful ever

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

@KAstugue

[EC @THEdinguskhan]

if it ain’t fix don’t broke it

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

……….. cuz I have nothing to say