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[de @THEemmagodwin]

men don't have much but they do have the audacity

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[Ben Boven @benboven1]

30 years ago, 4 Non Blondes asked us a question we still can't answer.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[Jay @nfj937724]

"How about a two week lockdown?"

"No thank you. I'll take two years of constant disruptions and case surges"

[Justin Hensley @EBMgoneWILD]

"I did my research"
"But my freedom"
"Sounds like something big life jacket would say"

[de @THEemmagodwin]

you are exempt from taxes for the first $250k in gains or $500k for a married couple. if you’re going to make a fallacy at least get your example right this is dumb

[Richard Ryan @RichardRyan]

Taxing unrealized gains is insane. If you own a $400k house, it appreciated in value to $600k the last year, you could owe $60-100k in taxes. Imagine having to sell the house you worked so hard for to pay the taxes because politicians shut down your economy and printed trillions

[Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle]

my most delusional thing that i think regularly, is that i am above average at almost anything. like if you put me against a random member of the public and got us to compete on anything, i have like a 90% confidence i would win. it is based on nothing but sheer arrogance

[al 🤎 @mamma__al]

(some) antivaxxers won't get the vaccine because they think it has a micro gps in it for the government to track them yet they use facebook every day..............

much to think about

[Ariam #FreeTigray @iambrattyb]

THIS IS TOO MUCH LMFAOOO

[KDub 🤎 @AsToldByKristen]

The unvaccinated folks are the main ones against another shut-down… so like what exactly do y’all propose we do to eradicate this thing? Because….????

[Jakob SynnⓋ @JakobSynn]

We're not worthy.

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

Accidentally used my DAY serum at NIGHT. Alexa call poison control

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

unfollowing people i used to go to school with is my passion

[s @superskrong]

they banning menthol yet allowed this

[Gareth Wild @GarethWild]

For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.

[The Associated Press @AP]

Former Minneapolis Officer Derek Chauvin convicted of murder and manslaughter charges in the death of George Floyd.

Floyd’s death stirred worldwide protests against racism after video showed Chauvin pinning Floyd to the ground with his knee on his neck.

https://t.co/GQ1mrcMFHZ