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[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@DannyRaySanchez @FZscene “new blood not even jason”

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@Imnotgivingyou8 @FZscene Nobody’s been able to defend Crystal Lake by doing anything other than shitting on the rest of the franchise and it’s fanbase.

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@killn_strangers @FZscene Nobody’s saying you’re not allowed to like the show, but what’s really tiresome is the fact that Crystal Lake’s fans only defense of the show seems to be shitting on the rest of the franchise.

[FanZcene 📼💿 @FZscene]

Get ready for the "new" Crystal Lake fans who claim to be F13 fans, but to them those movies always sucked and this series is peak. You'll know them well, probably Scream 5&6, New Evil Dead, and David Gordon Green Halloween fans too.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

crazy to me that some of you are on the third day of complaining about children of low-income parents using EBT to go to the zoo for $9 when the US is currently spending billions to fight a war in iran

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

while we discuss the daily drama that elons algo is dangling in front of us, israel is still carrying out these massacres with the weapons the west sends them every single day. the only people punished so far are those who speak out against these crimes.

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@cryptoPaulRudd @Liv_Boeree What’s ‘And Justice for All’ about? Answer me.

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@cryptoPaulRudd @Liv_Boeree Spoken like someone who’s never even attempted to make art before.

You literally cannot have art without those things, sorry. Not even Metallica’s art. Wanna remind me what the album ‘And Justice for All’ is about?

[Idrees Ahmad @im_PULSE]

From a stage in Vegas, James Hetfield boldly announces that unlike artists like Hayley Williams, Rage Against the Machine, Macklemore, Dave Matthews, U2, Olivia Rodrigo, @Metallica stands for nothing and is only there to entertain ageing stockbrokers, dentists, and bank managers.

[Ethan Klein just keeps winning! @MentalDeklein]

Based off the replies, there are a lot of Cumtown "fans" that need to hear this!

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@UweBollRAWNet @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Uwe, big fan, what are your thoughts on Paul W.S. Anderson making his own House of the Dead movie?

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

we romanticized being detached because admitting "l really fucking love you and losing you would hurt me" requires a type of gangster this generation doesn't respect enough

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@socially_awsome @TheRightDuff acting like Matt Rife, Andrew Schulz, Bert Kreischer and Tony Hinchcliffe don’t exist

[예슬 🪰 @mistbrews]

You are allowed to experience joy while things in your life are unresolved. If you postpone happiness until everything is perfect, you’ll be postponing it forever.

[Skores @Skores9q]

So they revoke ur degree for speaking up for Palestine but not for openly admitting you cheated and didn’t actually do your own work cool cool

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

Obsession has obviously catapulted Inde Navarrette to the next level but her trajectory is another great reminder that "overnight success" comes after many, many years of hard work. Her credits date back to 2018 and include 47 episodes of Superman & Lois! Well deserved success.

[professional comedian @THEfunniest_man]

@jaywonder730 @quazapacked i do not know what game this is but it looks like fun

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

listening to mitski's music as a guy

[brandon* @brndxix]

you can tell that he hates constantly being surrounded by stupid chuds, but has to accept it because it’s his fault