Mat Kiley

Soulja boi got the inspiration to write crank dat at the public library, because he seen a homeless man jerkin it at the computers.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@WesternLensman These 2 would lose a fight to a cancer patient. Stage 3 mid chemo with the IV pole. With or without wheels depending on how frisky they feel 1 on 2 or they can honorably be beat 1 at a time.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@Joemamaykct @StefanikEl83115 I was about to a say, yes this is how it works. This is why I hate both sides but its pretty obvious which way I lean. And that's coming from a guy raised in NY.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@Jankum_ @LouisCKfanpage Ty.. we needed to get this wisdom from fucking jankum... a Louis CK fan page is literally less intelligent than fermented shit and piss made to be huffed to get high.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@Sicminion @gamesyouloved 100 percent. Knew nothing about junction or that as you level up/grind the monsters level with you...so idk how I beat ultimicia and he griever state and was like wait I can use griever against griever.... lmao idk then the ending with Rinoa... tf ... I was 12 or 13 hahaha

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@mmulla69 @gamesyouloved ITS RIIIIIDGE RACERRRR!!!

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@gamesyouloved Resident evil 3

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@Bulletcatcher33 @SirBylHolte You must've found this by mistake. This is just general Twitter right vs left. The acting isn't in question. Its the actors beliefs. And no im not a democrat.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@cinemassacre If it wasn't a federal holiday (the 4th) then id say they missed a huge opportunity.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@hinds_mela61795 Ones I pray your family never needs to be in. But if it happens she will be ready.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@DefiantLs This is a gentle kiss goodnight compared to the sorting process. Then add in the travel process and all that and his package delivery is on par. If you're somehow upset by this, go buy and bring in your own items. I personally wouldn't deliver like this, and I do not.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

Id rather put my intact dick in a slap chop, have Vince Owen hype the crowd of 11 ppl up and then let you downtroddenly shove the remains into you as the crowd asks, whomst tf is this guy? As my micronic dick pieces still bring you to orgasm....

[Kerryn Feehan @FeehanKerryn]

I shaved my legs but trashed my apt so you got a 50/50 chance guys

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@joeroganhq If you think just bc Eddie dwarfs (barely) Tommy in size that it means he even remotely has a shot. Welcome to the sweet science. Check the results.

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@bigjayoakerson at the end of your episode with Joe Rogan I was hoping you seen that episode of american dad where Steve and francine breastfeed again bc she was slipping her milk into his food and he got addicted.

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

Secretly getting pussy from this mannequin once or twice a month but never committing unless it gets pregnant by accident

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@joerogan @Shanemgillis this makes it more obvious what happened there. Haha jk you guys are amazing entertainers and I've seen Joe live gotta you Shane! Best comics out P.O.P's best podcast 4some..

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@mberens31 @JomboyMedia @TJ_Cavanagh @DanSoder Flag capitol of the world

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@TimJDillon I wish her well

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

Welcome back to the Rusty Trombone Zone

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@SuperBeardBros @JKCompletesIt @FacianeA btw banjos necklace is the chemical composition of MDMA. Thought it be funny hahah

[Mat Kiley @THEkillahkiley]

@SuperBeardBros @JKCompletesIt @FacianeA my first homework turned in. EDM Banjo and EDM Kazooie.