This Rigid Empire

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[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

@UPSHelp I’ve now gone into a UPS store, called, emailed and faxed the warehouse, yet still nobody can seem to figure out how to attach my customs forms. What do I do?

[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

#news #thenews https://t.co/DtkLOSrw4R

[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

#ChangeMyMind #OC 🤷🏻‍♂️

[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

#Indestructible #hashtags

[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

I can use the band twitter to just post memes right? Better than not using it at all!

[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

#garlicbread #tillimdead

[This Rigid Empire @THISRIGIDEMPIRE]

Here’s a direct line to call @Rogers bank and get a person without needing to push buttons. Just call and get a person! Magic! 1-877-425-7858 fuck em up.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

knock knock
who’s there?
pancake
oh HECK yes come on in dude!

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

sorry we tweeted a picture of you without your permission, dilpo :( https://t.co/Ax4zsU6w3U

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls…
Him: i am egg

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

which one is a lie?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

no, no, the new viral catchphrase is “potato dad is coming for you” that’s what everyone is saying now https://t.co/2GmRD6VOBm

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

i am a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 dennys

seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 meme destruction

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

rt if the changing of seasons has no effect on your iced coffee consumption

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

this pancake is not ripe enough to eat yet

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

24 hours a day, 7 days a week. yep! that's how time works.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

the best things in life are…sliced. pizza, pie, cake, cheese, bread. Just, wow, great job, sliced things.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

do slices of bread miss their loaf?

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

which do you prefer to be stronger?