Michael

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

An accomplished man with many talents.

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

So it wasn’t a ketchup packet the Secret Service squeezed on trump’s ear after all. It was a Taco Bell sauce packet. #TACOTrump

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

What drugs?

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Sounds about right…

[Michael @THZINK4]

@FfaceVonFstick @atensnut Juan is turning a blind eye to the videos of Elon’s latest Oval Office visit.

[Fuckface von Fishstick 🇺🇦 @FfaceVonFstick]

@atensnut The discovery would be fun.

[Michael @THZINK4]

@atensnut Juan. Have you seen the videos from Elon’s latest Oval Office visit?

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

I just can’t help myself. 😂

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Ba dum tss🥁

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

☠️

[Captain j @Captainj310]

Elon should've asked JD Vance to do a quick touch-up on that shiner.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

We need to start a GoFundMe for the Reaper.

[Fuckface von Fishstick 🇺🇦 @FfaceVonFstick]

@herotimeszero Because Vladimir Putin told him to.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Why did this chicken cross the road?

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

A great summation.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Started my last day of the walk across Connecticut in Wilton. Rainy day so roads were a little lonely to start. Heading to Norwalk for a finish on the green.

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

‘Now stay away from my wife!’