Hi everyone,
We are genuinely excited to see what the leaker drops tomorrow.
After the strip club, the binoculars, and the “I gotta take a leak” cutscene, we simply cannot wait for the next episode of Grand Theft Auto: Unofficial.
Will it be the full casino interior?
Lucia’s first gameplay?
Quickie in the car QTE?
Jason doing taxes?
A 45-minute unskippable tutorial on how to pump gas?
Whatever it is, our entire studio will be gathered around one monitor at 9 a.m. sharp with popcorn and existential dread.
Official Reaction Plan:
• Cybersecurity team (still on the $100/year plan) has already prepared a new sticky note that says “bruh”
• Indian employees have been instructed to refresh Twitter every 30 seconds
• Art directors are placing bets on which unfinished asset gets shown next
• Take-Two has scheduled a “surprise and delight” meeting for the moment the leak drops
To the leaker:
Thank you for keeping the marketing campaign interesting.
Please continue. We’re taking notes.
Proudly being spoiled by the same person every single day
-Rocksaar Games