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[Bobbyman @bobby_man_]

Closest she’ll ever get to Law

[Theo Dorsey @TheoDorseyTV]

Nobody takes the Titans serious. He dressed for bottomless mimosas

[~ 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑒 🦢🎀🎹 @posiebb_]

a man’s prime is 30–45.

a woman’s prime is 16–25.

[carol @carolnxo]

já é domingo e daqui a pouco vai ser noite de domingo e daqui a pouco vai ser segunda

[Giani la Verseau✨ @LoveMcQueen]

Deodorant crumbs > Musty pits

[EDOSE✨ @iam_biglad1]

Made $23 an hour in 2017 and lived well. UberEats, 2 bedroom, could go out. Now I’m at $30 in a studio, paycheck to paycheck. WTF happened.

[🇬🇾 @geekedgoob]

Convinced my hb to talk to the coworker he has a crush on and she reported him to hr

[wy @WYCTRL]

i don't feel like doing these assignments bro

[𝓢𝓸𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓪 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓸 💜🤍 @soylorenarosero]

El mejor antidepresivo es tener dinero, tener trabajo y andar ocupado.

[oyin @justGeorge04]

Nothing has been funny since I turned 20

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

[Daniels James @dreeals]

I get so happy when I see random strangers win again because man, I understand like mad

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

The REAL King of RnB ain’t never coming home so he might as well lie to himself

[ً @artfuIchaos]

scaring the hoes by having a pure and genuine heart and letting my feelings be known

[mika @mikasagrada]

"2026 VAI SER MEU ANO"

eu em setembro:

[𝕁𝕆𝕃𝕃𝕐’🪖 @jollyricch01]

If they paint you as a villain, pose.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually do like people. Individually. Y’all get questionable in bulk.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

ngl financial irresponsibility has given me some of the most memorable & happiest moments in my life

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

Having money is nice, but having money left after handling your responsibilities? Different level of peace.