Thomas Marthers

My mom says that I'm a son of a bitch. I'm not gonna argue with her.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@Kiwits_trans Yes. Why wouldn't it be?

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@WildPure_ Yes

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@babyshailo Yes

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@sandra_morgan21 Beautiful

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@sandra_morgan21 Wow. Work of art.

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@saramills631 If only dreams came true.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@honeymoon250 20. All 20.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@itshaileyhayes Yes. That is a fact proven by science.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@Sophiecreamyy Hi.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@Bombenblondiee Hi

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

I didn't think it needed to be said, but dont masturbate with IcyHot. That's all for today.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@MontyTotten @CLTMotorSpdwy They explicitly said only wrong answers, Monty. Follow the rules for once in your life.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@MontyTotten Car go fast
No right turns
Lookout a tire
See that wreck
Man on fire

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@DAT_IS_CRAY 0. That's right, 0.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@natashaxxgrey A day or two at most. Not 10.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@armyramaly Shut the fuck up, and get the fuck outta here

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@DAT_IS_CRAY Three more bad ideas for giveaways:
• Rabbit (vibrator, not the animal)
• Nunchucks
• $150 gift card to Taco Bell

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@DAT_IS_CRAY Bong. Give away a bong. The crowd will come.

[Thomas Marthers @TJMarthers]

@DAT_IS_CRAY Why do you have to keep rubbing it in?! Just let me live!