Tristan Auclair

The man who goes to bed with an itchy butt, will wake up with a smelly finger

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@frankiez75 What 😂

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@KC_RaveChasers @lildeen6 @VlahovichRyan @nenserro

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@KC_RaveChasers @yungbae @lildeen6 @VlahovichRyan @kashol_f

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@Xbox Halo: Reach

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World War Z the video game is 💯🔥🔥

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@VlahovichRyan Feels like summer by Weezer is better

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To my 5 followers on here, you the real Gs

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Jamba Juice.... sponsor me

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To spell panda, you really only P and A

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Hockey & Beer or 7:30am Biology labs. Choose your fighter.

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Here’s a peanut:

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If I had a peanut for every time my roommate said something stupid, I’d have enough peanuts to keep a pet elephant.

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If you take a girl out to get ice cream and she picks vanilla... cut the shit off right there.

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Yo yo yee yo, no body is gonna see this and that’s what makes it cool