Jake Barber

he/him

[Jake Barber @TJakeBarber]

so many blond men out and about in LA today. go back inside your cave ALBINO FREAKS!

[Remi Presky @remi_mariee]

They should have a Sondheim quiz for people to get Sunday in the Park presale

[seiya @systole_]

but does the oyster know that it’s my world

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

All this Timothy is just a
Knife

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

If I had a friend named Jake I’d be saying stuff like whoa hold up. pump the jakes. 🤚

[nai @nairahamni]

this my last day talking , going ferb!

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

[marcel @SleepyHalfnHalf]

Omg Carrie got raptured

[Jake Barber @TJakeBarber]

yes

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

what do u mean u don’t like mangos r u stupid

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

"Can't complain!" skill issue

[Jake Barber @TJakeBarber]

my ex leaving me this note one morning and then ghosting me 12 hrs later

[Levi Offline @georgerrmanatee]

it’s actually beautiful when you preemptively know you’re going to outright reject and ignore their attempts to reach out to you but you have a brief moment of intense, peak human connection that crescendos in the span of one day. And then you wake up knowing you left your mark and that’s actually more meaningful. Ghosting is actually love painted by a silent brush stroke

[brain dump @name_redacted_]

bisexual girls you have 11 days to find a boyfriend to bring to Pride

[sofía @_____abadi]

Yeah

[tara @proletarat]

Dating is hard because there’s a lot of pressure when you’re always the hotter smarter funnier and more successful one in the equation. And humble too

[Jake Barber @TJakeBarber]

Depression: For Good

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

so what are we calling this one. just “great depression 2”? “greater depression”? any suggestions? anybody?