Tom Jobson

[Tom Jobson @tjbsn_]

@dbrand 🔥

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[Tom Jobson @tjbsn_]

just because they're essential, doesn't mean they're not low skilled

[Matthew Thompson @matthewtgreens]

Funny how all of these ‘low-skilled’ jobs (cleaners, delivery drivers, retail assistants) that so many look down upon are now on the frontline holding society together whilst we work from home.

Those jobs aren’t low-skilled, they’re essential and they should be paid as such.

[Tom Jobson @tjbsn_]

poor kid

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor
https://t.co/llwQD5LZ5Z

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Congratulations to Boris Johnson on his great WIN! Britain and the United States will now be free to strike a massive new Trade Deal after BREXIT. This deal has the potential to be far bigger and more lucrative than any deal that could be made with the E.U. Celebrate Boris!

[Tom Jobson @tjbsn_]

Conservative.

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Labour.

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

A reminder of 3 actual reasons why young Tories exist:

1: A belief in democracy and respecting British politics’ largest ever mandate.
2: Record levels of employment under the Tory government; nearly halving youth unemployment since 2010.
3: Lower taxes for 31 million workers

[Charlotte Salomon @SalomonSoup]

Britain, you know what to do.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's disgusting that a qualified gynaecologist can refuse to check a lady's cock for ovarian cancer. What if her bollocks are pregnant? She could lose the baby. I'm outraged.

[Michael Fabricant 🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦 @Mike_Fabricant]

#Corbyn has announced a plan to plant 2 billion trees by 2040. This means planting roughly 100 million trees a year, or 2m a week, or 300k a day, or 12,400 an hour, 24 hours a day. Which = planting 200 trees every minute, around the clock, for 20 years.
Diane Abbott arithmetic.

[Tom Jobson @tjbsn_]

@benjobson12 don't be assuming Theresa's gender

[Claude Littner @claudelittner]

Thank heavens for the 150 billionaires and all the other entrepreneurs who create employment and add to the prosperity of UK without them, millions more would be poverty stricken and the economy would collapse.

[Tom Jobson @tjbsn_]

best thing I've heard all week

[Mahatir Pasha @mahatir_pasha]

Shocking moment angry commuters drag two #ExtinctionRebellion protestors off the top of a train in Canning Town and attack them.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

#NewProfilePic

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Hi folks, I’m now on Snapchat so you can see more about what I’m doing as your Prime Minister.

[Luke @lsull_]

How? He literally sacked off a freak

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

BREAKING

Labour are saying if they get into power they will stop parents being able to gift their kids a lump sum or a house by the 7 year rule to avoid the crippling Inheritance Tax.

You scumbags , why shouldn’t our kids benefit from our hard work . #LabourAreFilth