If you’re a girl, find a good guy when you’re young. Because in a blink of an eye you’re old and will never get to have a marriage and a family. You age and you become worthless. Sucks but it’s true
Mark: "Half my family is Ukrainian. We should help."
Tucker: "How much money have you sent to Ukraine?"
Mark: "None."
Tucker: "What do you mean by we? If you think we need to help, why don't you start? How about you first?"
Never gets tiring.