Craig Hanks

Host of @LegendariumPod and Haulin Assets. Producer of more shows at Legendarium Creative. I help ppl start their own podcasts and YouTube channels. #sc2 ❤️

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

"They were pretty old, so their deaths don't really matter."

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

I had Claude run a simple botec on the life years lost for US guns vs European heat, as opposed to the deaths. The graph going around was somewhat goofy.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Disney should make their parks for kids and their Star Wars movies for adults, not the other way around.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

Lot of people desperate to throw Dan under the bus after a loss in which the *players* had one hit among them.

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Dipoto will never hire a manager that will do anything other than run his script

He would definitely hire a manager who knows the mound visit rules, though

You just can’t embarrass yourself like that at this level

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@brithume @JamesRosenTV @vermontaigne Oh good! Then I judge it quite harshly indeed, and not on a curve. So the rich, feckless child with a massive inferiority complex doesn't get a pass just because I should be "used to it," as you seem to be saying.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@HabCorpLinguist *heart, and four of them, but otherwise, yes.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

When a tweet makes you mad, always check the profile before you reply or quote tweet. Don't give the rage bait accounts the clicks. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

#Mariners fans are so spoiled with @heygoldy on the mic

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Goldy’s “handcuff” call is so sick

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@DarrenTrain @MarinerMenace @MarinerMuse By that logic, absolutely no statistic based on past performance should have any effect on a decision today.

[Sarah Isgur @whignewtons]

What’s funny about all this gerrymandering talk is that we’re fighting over which party controls a legislative branch that doesn’t actually legislate anymore.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@jaynordlinger @scottlincicome "Dang, I wish I'd thought of that one!"

-Jay, probably

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

Me, batting an eye.

[Messyventura @messyventura]

Utah has government owned liquor stores and no one bats an eye.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

It's funny (because I'm not David French) to see so many Christians work so hard to avoid grace, charity, and love, the better to cling to their pride.

[David Hutchens @deanjewellbed]

All of us have blind spots, but I am starting to genuinely feel bad for David French. He is so lost and so entrenched in his disregard for conservative Christians, that I worry for his heart. I pray that he finds peace and that he is able to one day return to the fold and not trapped in this bondage.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

I saw Star Wars #8 twice, the second time to confirm that it was bad as my first impression suggested. It was even worse the second time around. Watched #9 out of a sense of duty; possibly no other movie ever made me sadder in the way it did. I'll never watch it a second time.

[Kyle Smith @rkylesmith]

Realized I couldn’t even remember the name of the 9th Star Wars movie and had to look it up. Never saw either 8 or 9 a second time. They pretty much evaporated to me.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@squirlmeat100 @EWErickson Yes, yes, and exactly.

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

This should be part of every curriculum.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@BoyDadFarmer The genetic lottery aspect of it always bugged me, too. Give me baseball, with everything from peak athletes to dad bods, short and tall, etc.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

I will care about basketball again when players across the board care about defense again. Love to hear that someone did this season.

It's a problem in the NCAA, but it's a massive problem in the NBA. The games are just so boring.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Michigan held its last four opponents in the NCAA Tourney -- Alabama, Tennessee, Arizona and UConn -- to their lowest field goals percentages of the season. All of them.

I know defense isn't always as sexy as big offensive numbers. But we just witnessed a generational defense.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@neontaster Plenty edgy at the time. Not as much as some shows in the 90s, but still got some hackles up.

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@BoyDadFarmer @EsotericCD @Fiverten

[Craig Hanks @TLPCraig]

@BoyDadFarmer @EsotericCD @Fiverten My journey:

"I should comment on such a bad take."

<click through to profile>

"Ah, it's just a tiny account like mine, I shouldn't encourage a pile on."

<scroll for 10 seconds>

"Nothing bad enough, in Twitter terms, can happen to this person."