Andi T

Former banker, now baker.
IG: tlamanda

[Andi T @TLamanda]

Sejauh ini anak aku yang berumur 2 tahun, ajaib-ajaib pemikiran & omongannya. Ga jarang juga bikin ayah & mbunnya kram otak 🧠

A thread.

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@moncaciato Inget banget pernah telat sebulan ganti iud, sakitnyaaaaaa 😭😭😭😭 sampe izin mau cerita ngalor ngidul ke dokternya pas proses bongkar pasang, biar ga berasa amat sakitnya 🤣

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@onlyramdan Begitulah 😁😁

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@onlyramdan Setuju 👌🏻
- Weight training senin sampai jumat (religiously udah mau masuk taun ke 3)
- Pole tricks selasa (udah 1 taun)
- Lari weekend (ngikut kesukaan suami aja, sekalian quality time 😁)

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

The fact that they walk the same way 😂

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@rgoestama Ya ampun sebrang kosanku dulu waktu ojt di surabaya 🥹

[Mike Abel @abelmike]

A small but valuable lesson learned at almost 59 years of age

I asked ChatGPT what these flowers are on our dining room table.
I thought they were foxgloves.
Turns out they’re snapdragons.

Then I learned something else.

Snapdragons shouldn’t be placed near ripening fruit.
Fruit releases ethylene gas.
It shortens their lifespan.

And suddenly it struck me.

Some people and environments do exactly the same thing to me.

They don’t destroy you.
They just quietly speed up the wilting 🤣

So the lesson is simple.
You don’t argue with the chemistry.
You just move the flowers. Or yourself 😉

[Q @Que_Hill]

Minding their business

[Edward Burger (not Berger) ❤️🌈 @edwardbrgr]

Genuinely surprised how people don't see him as a red flag from far away given that this is the reason why his wife filed a divorced

Like, I'm sorry, he's emotionally abusive to his wife that led to a divorce, how am I supposed to support this guy?

[💪🎭..Rai ji..💪🎭 @Vinod_r108]

@DudespostingWs Keanu Reeves from age 21 to 58

Very handsome in every way!

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@yuujikanojo @FOODFESS2 Setuju! Sayang ga ada di bandung 🥺

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@FOODFESS2 Minta rekomen cheesecake enak di bandung dong plisss

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@faizsadad_ Baru tau behel semahal itu sekarang 😲😲 dulu pasang around 2005an itu 2 juta kayanya 🤣

[MANTO @KangManto123]

Laki laki tidak bercerita. Tau tau jemput Aspri pakai pesawat Indonesia 😂😂😂

Efisiensi OMON OMON.

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@hooplaa_ Sejauh ini belum nemu seamless bra yang small size. Plisss pake 32a tuh masih ada kopongnyaa. Ada rekomen kahhh? 🥲🥲

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@cloudysnowys @ForSkinsSake mau moist fss plis

[acha @cloudysnowys]

udah paling bener back to basic kalau kulit lagi merah merah iritasi atau kulitnya kering

5 HARIAN REDNESS UDAH MEREDA...happy cuma pakai 1 skincare aja 🥹👍🏻

[acha @cloudysnowys]

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• follow aku & @ForSkinsSake
• RT & LIKE tweet ini
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[Andi T @TLamanda]

@celestialsbae @twukim @4869trbl Sama banget. Pake ss labore malah jerawatan 😭

[Andi T @TLamanda]

@nadyakhanza Aku pake RAD abis 1.5 botol tapi jadi jerawatan 🥲🥲🥲 padahal suka banget

[sunda struggle @sundastruggle]

life is too short to argue just say "muhun, wios abi nu lepat" and move on