They Must Be Joking

Almanac of the absurd. Shining light on hypocrisy, audacity and irony.

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@jkbjournalist @MacFarlaneNews Why is this even a discussion? When did these things become optional? Yes, subpoena him. Even better, hogtie him, drag him in and strap him to the witness stand. It’s not coincidence that so many of these creeps always want to be in the spotlight - except to talk about this.

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@MacFarlaneNews Mayor McCheese must not have mirrors in any of his homes.

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@Angry_Staffer He’s an idiot. The most dangerous kind of idiot - an idiot with power who truly believes he’s a genius.

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@Angry_Staffer In this case, nothing could be worse than an underachieving aneurysm.

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@Angry_Staffer How far we’ve fallen.

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@MacFarlaneNews @MSNOWNews They’re not floundering, they’re incompetent, capitulating and accessories to what will essentially be the death of our democracy.

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@RichardHanania They’re not the sharpest tools in the crypto shed.

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@MacFarlaneNews @KatiePhang If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…

…it’s a pedophile.

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@greggnunziata @KlasfeldReports Don’t forget Hunter and Burisma!

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Regarding Russia/Ukraine, our American idiot just said Russia has paid a price because it was the offensive instigator, “and offense always loses more.”

The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

As is the sheer volume of word salad one man can spew without a pause or thought.

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@Angry_Staffer the amount of word salad he’s tossing in Geneva right now is astounding. Only thing missing is the Russian dressing.

Clearly, no one ever told him Obama hasn’t been in office for 10 years, or he who speaks the least, wins.

No way this supposed agreement stands.

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@Faytuks So the supposedly superior military has agreed to surrender.

Got it.

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@MacFarlaneNews They don’t seem to want to understand “commit” only counts if it’s not later followed by “until I don’t.”

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@FaytuksNetwork The stupidest shits in the country cutting deals only the stupid shots that adore them will support.

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@Angry_Staffer So that’s where we are now. We’re not there because of nukes, we’re not there for freedom. We’re there for profit because everything is transactional to this administration.

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@ChrisMurphyCT @xtrixcyclex BUT. WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. ABOUT. IT???

Writing a “strongly worded letter” doesn’t count.

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Voters in Maine having a tough time threading the needle as they try to justify forgiving misogynistic and potentially antisemitic Plattner when their alternative is the woman who forgave misogynistic and potentially criminal Kavanaugh, who then gutted Roe. Just #VoteBlue

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@MacFarlaneNews Gold or not, he’ll tarnish it.

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@MacFarlaneNews Explain to me why a country that has ceased minting pennies because they are an unnecessary expense needs to set aside all precedent to mint this. Who exactly is going to walk around with these in their pockets?

Wrong answers only.

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@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch This has always been the end game. The only goal has been to take away scrutiny of him, his family and his companies for their crimes (there are crimes, no one innocent acts this way). The fund is just a diversion - he doesn’t really care what his cult gets, just him & his.