Tom

[lydia @oh_tuntun]

there he is. the stoner

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Telling the barista at Starbucks i clogged the toilet as Im leaving

[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

When they used to send fresh college graduates to the Colombian rainforest to interview cocaine traffickers >

[Christopher Snowdon @cjsnowdon]

One of the all time great political interviews and a classic example of casting pearls before swine.

[uxieee @uxiesweatshirt]

reason #101 that interpol is the greatest band ever

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

Need this to break out of tumblr only circulation because “at the met off a 20 bag like allen take my photo” has become part of my eternal vocabulary

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

[SimonBrundish @SimonBrundish]

Im late to this party, i didnt bother watching the game.

But how did the officials conclude the 6th foul in this sequence was the only thing that mattered?

It was either a goal or pick from one of 5 pens

[Auteur House @auteurhouse]

Akira Kurosawa recounting the unforgettable experience of watching Solaris with Andrei Tarkovsky:

“Andrei Tarkovsky was sitting in the corner of the screening room watching Solaris with me, but he got up as soon as the film was over and looked at me with a shy smile. I said to him, ‘It’s very good. It’s a frightening movie.’ He seemed embarrassed but smiled happily. Then the two of us went to a film union restaurant and toasted with vodka. Tarkovsky, who does not usually drink, got completely drunk and cut off the speakers at the restaurant, then began singing the theme of Seven Samurai at the top of his voice. I joined in, eager to keep up. At that moment, I was very happy to be on Earth.”

[Luke @LukeWhosTalking]

This is getting serious. We learned from Covid that too soft measures too late were no good. It's time for a full lockdown.

Also, null and void the football season. It's harsh on Arsenal, obviously, but sadly health and safety comes first.

[Rory Jennings ⭐ ⭐ @Chelsearory]

One has 6 titles, including, the centurions, the domestic treble, the actual treble and 4 in a row, the other captained Manchester United to defeat in two European finals one against Villarreal and the other against Postecoglou’s Tottenham. They just can’t be compared.

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

new guy in the friend group who’s also into film like me just disagreed with my movie recommendation in front of everyone https://t.co/XTHtRvl0o6

[♡ @taesdawn26]

"i'm no different from a can of pineapple."
— chungking express (1994)

[𝙐𝙧𝙁𝙖𝙫𝙁𝙪𝙯𝙯𝙮 @UrFavFuzzy]

@adammocklerr He was REALLY steamed.

LMAO. PLUCKED even.

[John F. Duffy - Picket Fire Press @SmashedEars]

If you’re ever down about your book sales, remember, Benno Von Archimboldi’s “The Endless Rose,” only sold 205 copies when it came out. And look how his career turned out.

[Anti-Jungian Aktion @Carboniferoys]

It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

Francis Fukuyama is a fucking genius and a prophet.

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

Seeing a lot of Falklands post on my timeline

[sleep @sleepiix3]

This photo on Wikipedia goes hard as fuck. Straight up looks like it was taken at a hardcore show.