Thomas Morris

On a walkabout in the western US and writing. Looking for good places, good people, and smoker friendly accommodations. and good weed(where legal).

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@Uber_Support really would like to have a way to get some kind of customer service that isn't just a list of pre-made questions I have to choose from that DO NOT HELP IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER.
And yes, your app gave driver bad directions and was dropped a half mile from destination

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@tacobellcare @tacobell , just watched more customers get turned away, apparently your 1775 E Colfax location in denver just has a dining room and front counter for looks and you can't buy food without a car. You should fire your managers.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@tacobellcare your restaurant at 1775 E Colfax Ave,Denver,Co is run by the worst manager you could have hired,doors locked every other day,they turn away customers in droves,never put up a sign or give a reason.I don't have time to walk another mile for food
Thx for nothing

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

Dear @OtterBox

I bought one of your cases with my new phone a few months ago. I was told it's tough and durable protection for my phone.

That's a total lie. It couldn't protect my phone for ONE drop of about 2 1/2 feet. A cheap jelly case kept my last phone safe for 3 years

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@guitarcenter waiting for reply, is it your policy to f**k over customers? Because that's what I was just told by your staff.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@guitarcenter

Seriously, fuck you for selling me this strat, and then refusing to to buy it back in the EXACT SAME CONDITION you sold it to me in, having your employees tell me its a "parts caster" fuck you and your lying ass staff at your denver store. Assholes.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

Dear @AmazonHelp,

This is your delivery truck, plate, and the garbage the driver threw out the window on the northeast corner of 14th Ave and Lafayette St in Denver, CO on 9-18-21.... please respond, and have someone come clean up.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

Hey @amazon,

Loved watching your driver throw all their trash out the window and onto the curb/frontage of the church at 14th and Lafayette in Denver,CO on 9-18-21. Here's a pic of ur van/plate number... and the trash. Get them out here to clean, and post proof they're fired.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@RickandMorty crossed a line this week. #morty was definitely drinking ecto-cooler, and now I want some.

#RickAndMorty

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Huh? https://t.co/mO0i7EQdDP

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

Ave Joe works all week, buys a pair of vans. Early #DogecoinToTheMoon traders, just wait for I to go up .0000359 cents so they can buy the vans store

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@benshapiro Did you ever figure out how to get your wife wet? Because this is really advanced material for a social dumbshit like you.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@RZA , since Shotgun Steve from Mr. Right has turned up as Harry Mansell in Nobody...
Does that mean next up we get a movie with his story, featuring @SamRockwe @AnnaKendrick47, Bob odenkirk, and Christopher Lloyd? #nobody #bobodenkirk #rza #mrright #trilogy

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

This @pfizer vaccine is great!

Only question, do I still need to contact a doctor if it lasts more than 4 hrs? Or is that just viagra?

It's been a week...

#vaccines #CoronavirusPandemic #Comedy #fun #humor

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@AnthonyMackie @Eminem #FalconAndWinterSoldier @falconandwinter #8mile #Eminem #anthonymackie sorry @machinegunkelly the joke just works

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

Me waiting for a @JensenKarp update...

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@JensenKarp This really is the best episode of #BoyMeetsWorld yet. Recasting you as Cory was frigging brilliant.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@mcroberts33 @vlichajo @pattonoswalt Lol. Just admit you're chickenshit and think everyone is out to get you.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@LokisHound @pattonoswalt How about anti stupid people rhetoric? Because dumbasses like you need to can it for once.

[Thomas Morris @TMHocking]

@jasondjames @pattonoswalt Yeah, crazy how you're a fuckin moron.