The Yayo Gahd

Persist & Prevail 🛡️🗡️

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[princess camo @camtalked]

the pictures ur mom took a year before she got pregnant with u

[Brandon Phoenix @IAlsoHatepitt]

I’m “Dudes”

[tg @yourenottheguy]

Lowkey pmo just get a fuckin uber acting like a deer in headlights

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Inconveniencing fans because a rapist pedophile war criminal who hasn’t been to an NBA game this century wants to be the center of attention

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

How I look at the cop after blowing a .079

[bjpolar @BjGun2008]

I wanna cum a bigger load so im not gonna jerk off for 5 days straight

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Please please please

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t ask for much. I just want the crowd at the NBA Finals to chant “FUCK TRUMP.”

[C. ♡ @_chabedoll]

No you cant wear the Mets gear at the Knicks watch parties cause they’re the same colors. take that shit off

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

>become rich and famous
>immediately do a deal with an israeli jew
>get fucked over

[Meelz 💪🏾 @MeelzTV]

Any business in New York, if you are not flipping your establishment into a Knicks watch party you’re doing it wrong.

Coffee shops. Pizzerias. Laundromats. Sneaker stores. Post offices. Get on your biz. The money is here.

[Shabazz 💫 @ShowCaseShabazz]

A rookie is producing tape like this on a nightly basis 😭😭😭

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The world is healing

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Her male best friend of 10 years when you buy her 2 drinks and fuck her in the parking lot

[slimekrewbangladesh @SlimeKrewDaily]

punch this nigga in his chest once & he’s gonna die on the spot

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the sun looked so beautiful setting over mamdanistan tonight

[Pat White @coachpatwhite]

WVU retired my number yesterday. 🏔️
My family — this is yours.
@PatMcAfee — you made this happen. Love you, brother.
My teammates — WE built this.
Everyone who reached out — I felt it all.
Mountaineer forever.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Babe wake up, another photo of a British figurehead looking terrified in a car just dropped