Amber Dubois

All the same nonsense, condensed into 140 characters for your viewing pleasure. Now sanitized for your protection!

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Everyone knows too many Russian golden showers can cause one's skin to turn orange, so at least that mystery is solved.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

RT if you're not a reporter and want to see Trump's tax returns

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Amber Dubois @TMKA]

@POTUS #ThanksObama for your 8 years of service. https://t.co/KHIQPfcZEg https://t.co/yaXDHZL2pf

[diego luna @diegoluna_]

I got emotional reading this! #RogueOneStarWars

[Matt O'Brien @ObsoleteDogma]

This is dead on https://t.co/s47kWp7VCY

[DesigningVashti @vashtirama]

Crocheting Hillary https://t.co/oVKppwWwOU via @RossArbes

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Feels like a combination of Christmas Eve and the day before major, possibly life-threatening surgery.

[Amber Dubois @TMKA]

It's here. Vote your asses off, America! It's time to decide the course of this country's future.

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

Joe Lonsdale "He seems the mean boy whose last fun moment was beating his pet hamster to death with a chair leg" https://t.co/p3gf4ZWsRO

[Amber Dubois @TMKA]

Wow. Great stories! https://t.co/EOGOafdyrJ

[Amber Dubois @TMKA]

I'm off with the girls for Spring Break. I think I made it to lunch before I first prayed for death.

[someecards @someecards]

Lady Gaga got matching tattoos with sexual assault survivors from her Oscars performance. https://t.co/bvVPFlRJeI

[Amber Dubois @TMKA]

The one thing Republicans and Democrats agree on: every student should have a chance to learn to code. https://t.co/c4hRmSkRA4 #CSforAll

[Amber Dubois @TMKA]

9 out of 10 parents agree, every student should have the opportunity to learn computer science @codeorg https://t.co/xovcX29Zzo #CSforAll

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

These 14 Pranks Are Pretty Incredible and Should Absolutely Be Copied. https://t.co/IlfPZLKQAs