We Japanese struggle with Engrish, especially mastering L and R. We spare no effort.
That’s how I successfully earned my Ph.D. in erectric propulsion and became a flesh researcher.
...Wait, why is everyone laughing?
#TMU_SSL
We Japanese struggle with Engrish, especially mastering L and R. We spare no effort.
That’s how I successfully earned my Ph.D. in erectric propulsion and became a flesh researcher.
...Wait, why is everyone laughing?
#TMU_SSL
A: Hall thrusters are electromagnetic, right?
B: Are you kidding? They're electrostatic!
A: What did you just say?!
B: Wanna go?!
X: Chill, guys. Why not separate heating and acceleration?
A & B: That's literally a VASIMR!!
X: Alright, fine! It's a hybrid already!
#TMU_SSL
A: Hall thrusters are electromagnetic, right?
B: Are you kidding? They're electrostatic!
A: What did you just say?!
B: Wanna go?!
X: Chill, guys. Why not separate heating and acceleration?
A & B: That's literally a VASIMR!!
X: Alright, fine! It's a hybrid already!
#TMU_SSL
Two engineering students happen to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee, one friend asked the other: "How is your relationship with that new girlfriend going?"
Student: I forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house.
Friend: WOW!!! What happened then? Tell me the full story.
Student: Well, I played her favorite music and we danced.
Friend: Then what happened??
Student: As we were dancing together, we kissed...
Friend: Then what? Keep going!
Student: I picked her up in my arms and sat her on the table next to my new laptop...
Friend: You got a New Laptop? When???
Student: Just last week. My parents gifted me one...
Friend: WOW! What configuration?
Student: 500 GB harddisk, 8 GB RAM, 2.3GHz processor...
Friend: Does it have an HDMI port?
Student: Yes!
Friend: A blu-ray burner?
Student: Yes.
Friend: AWESOME, DUDE!!