Timothy Maylander

Media specialist & journalism/English instructor. Husband. Father to 3 fur babies. Also one heck of an Uber driver.

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/iypk58Zu5t

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

Thanks guys! I kind of planned on additional screening being required (for life) when I made this tweet, but I really do appreciate the response!

[AskTSA @AskTSA]

@TMaylander Consumable bags of herbal tea are allowed in carry-on bags. Additional screening may be required. We don't limit the amount of herbal tea allowed in carry-on bags.

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@AskTSA Assuming this is all actually black tea (it is), is there a limit to how much black tea one can bring in a checked bag?

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

I flippin caught a t-shirt from the cannon at the #MSG #NYR game tonight!!!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

Our first #NYR game! #LGR!!!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@FakeAPStylebook Made my day that you’re back!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

Not that I was using the platform much anyway, but under Twitter's current leadership which enables hate speech and baseless conspiracy theories, I will not be posting here anymore.

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@AskTSA My wife and I are moving, and I updated my license forgetting I was flying next week. I had a Real ID but it was stamped void and I was given a paper temp ID while my new one is in transit. If it doesn't arrive in time, can I still fly? Only change was my address.

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Same thing on 528 just before the Corrales Road turn off. #StopAAPIHate

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

Hey @NMDOT , any chance you can remove this racist graffiti on your sign at 550 & Jemez Dam? Been there over a week. #StopAAPIHate

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@mattswider & @PS5restocks_etc It was worth it! Overcame 3 line jumpers in the first 12 peeps (BB manager said they were looking into better systems next time and he seemed genuine), but I got there. Can’t say thank you to both of you enough. You guys are the absolute best!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

Success!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@PS5restocks_etc @mattswider 10th in line here in Albuquerque, NM. Got here at 10:15 p.m. Is it worth it? To me, resounding yes. Takes away the stress of worrying about getting one and saves me from paying a scalper. I view it as time well spent. (Although ask me again in 8 hrs.)

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@BHilllis1999 @PS5restocks_etc @mattswider I do too. Hours are flexible, but I do work full time. Thanks for making assumptions though!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@HartwigLouis @PS5restocks_etc @mattswider Consoles are going $800-1000 right now. And yeah, even if it was only $100 extra, it’s worth it to stick it to the scalpers who are ruining this for everyone.

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@spookyhouse3 @PS5restocks_etc @mattswider Doing great! Finished a book, had my morning Gatorade, ready to get my ticket in 45 mins!

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

Can’t say thank you enough to @mattswider and @PS5restocks_etc for helping out ordinary people like me. Y’all are the real MVP’s. Wouldn’t be here without y’all. Literally.

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

@TMaylander @PS5restocks_etc LOL, I plan to ask you again in 8 hrs. Good luck. I agree. It's worth it if you're in a good seat and can relax. You'll have a PS5 in no time.

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

@EmiliSabourin Congrats, Emili! Miss ya bunches. Keep doing the awesome things you do - and share them on Twitter so lesser mortal teachers like me can borrow them :P

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

ECO HS is an SFPS school raising funds to bring BreakoutEDU to their school. Want to support some awesome students with an awesome project? Click on the link to read more and donate - and use promo code RIPPLE to have your donation matched! https://t.co/2CuO9x6yOa

[Timothy Maylander @TMaylander]

#IfIDieInASchoolShooting tell my fiancé & my family I love them. Then retweet this to every sitting US Senator and Representative to let them know my blood is on their hands.

I can’t believe we live in a country where this hashtag is not only a thing, but a prudent one at that.