Alexander Maurer

[James Clear @JamesClear]

Six months from now, what you will you wish you had spent time on today?

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Everyone is trashing Twitter nonstop but between Elon and FTX I haven’t been this entertained by social media in like a decade.

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Stetson Bennett says he received "600 to 700" phone calls/texts (presumably from Tennessee fans) last night after his number leaked.

After his touchdown run, he threw up the 🤙

[Coach Kirby Smart @KirbySmartUGA]

Go Dawgs !!

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

YOU READY, ATHENS?!

Next up, we're headed to the highly anticipated SEC East matchup between @Vol_Football and @GeorgiaFootball!

[Coach Kirby Smart @KirbySmartUGA]

Saturday we need Dawg Nation to affect the game !! If you can talk when you leave, you didn’t yell enough !!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Right now the FBI is Googling how to get ketchup off sensitive documents.

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

Got distracted and forgot to buy some TWTR. Huge miss 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

👏

[Robert Iger @RobertIger]

Today we remember all those who tragically lost their lives on 9/11. We also pay tribute to the brave first responders who rushed to help those in need and to our courageous military personnel who, in the wake of 9/11, served and sacrificed so greatly in defense of our nation.

[UGA Football Live @UGAfootballLive]

Below the whispering pines,
The Georgia shrine we hold dear.
For her the Chapel Bell chimes,
Sanford begins her 92nd year.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.” ― Leo Tolstoy

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

👀👀

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

@JThomas0913 Im thankful that you got my subliminal messaging

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

Things I don’t understand: people recording themselves staring into the void of Snapchat while checking themselves out like they’re looking in a mirror.

[Dr. Chris Jones @DrMcDorky]

The number of people who trust me when they bring their limp child into my ER, but don’t trust me in my recommendations to keep that from happening, is particularly telling during this pandemic.

[Adam Kinzinger @RepKinzinger]

Mr. President, address the nation TONIGHT.

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

80% of your happiness and well-being is determined by three questions:

- How much did you sleep?
- How well did you eat?
- Who did you surround yourself with?

Get those three right and almost everything else will fall into place.

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

@_emdunc Colin Powell!

[Alexander Maurer @TNEphi195]

“Suck it up and get started again.”