Kendall Mills

[Jack DeLigter @jackdeligter]

MONDAY...
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[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

@BarackObama your #presidentialmotorcade blocked up the #FDR today and made me miss my business meeting. #toughonjobs

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Your about to witness a front 3/4 view of two adults sharing a tender moment. #twinpeaks

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

The tweet I shit is good

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

"As honest as you can expect a man to be in a world where its going out of style." - Phillip Marlowe #hardboiled

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

This may be just a young lady who ran into the brush in hysterical state fell down and expired for some reason. #HUH? http://t.co/oYLPaOpc

[leslie r crosby @lesliespinach]

Been sayin it 4 years "@TheOnion: Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism #OurAnnualYear #economy"

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

#Santaconed @santacon

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Need a distraction today? Not only does 12+1=11+2, but the letters "twelve plus one" rearrange to give you "eleven plus two"

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

#livetweeting straight out of mind @KielMead @sarahboatright @anamouyis @munkiko

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Canopy party. #brooklyn http://twitpic.com/5yneei

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

I look like static in this dance basement.

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Truth http://twitpic.com/5h8xv0

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

@missmariella interested in thai tonight? #Craving

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Grow up @sooplainjane

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

#rapture shots.

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Rain rain go away thats what all my haters say. #Memphis

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Bathroom attendants expecting a tip for tearing me a paper towel from a hands-free dispenser #reallygrindsmygears #bathroometiquette

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Penis to the wind. @collEendoherty @missmarielLA

[Kendall Mills @TOONERK]

Pussies lock doors gentlemen knock. #bathroometiquette