Travis Parsons

Comedian

[George King | Writer @GeorgeKingLit]

Feb.28 can’t wait. I’ve heard pretty good things, has anyone seen this play before?
#theatre #terrypratchett #discworld #FEBRUARY

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@LegendaryEnergy I believe the word is pedophobia

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@PopBase How embarrassing master Luke.

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#gobowling #America #GunControl #Lewinston

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When she sucks it from the back
#killtony #kampatterson #Gangviolence #austin

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@CrimeanKagan @Avarith_Grey @LichenCraig @iHomeTech @MrAndyNgo 🤷🏿‍♂️

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@MrAndyNgo Trying to run someone over is assault with a deadly weapon officer is legally cleared for maximum force.
What gets me is her grabbing her baby bump between bottle of alcohol. Terrible lose of life but that baby was going to have fetal alcohol syndrome and end up in foster care.

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@ThebestFigen But if I tap on the glass I’m the asshole 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@ianmiles

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@TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson @robertkelly @kimberlycongdon @IAmAlexScar

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@GadSaad 👁️👁️

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@TheRealKeean https://t.co/phZ0rFyWfB

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@WomenPostingLs

[Mint Salad @autisticboobs]

STOP WATCHING DISNEY STAR WARS! #starwars #disney

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@MomsPostingLs https://t.co/kVW27tOs0x

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STOP WATCHING DISNEY STAR WARS! #starwars #disney

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@elonmusk What narration would you suggest @elonmusk ? we all can’t pay to have #Zuckerberg come read it to us.

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@damnbiit @VictorEdwyn @itsmiloubear @AutopsyGG @elonmusk The only thing on here making her money

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@elonmusk The most useful thing @elonmusk has ever posted👌

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@FantumGalaxy @TheStarWarsAcad @starwars I literally haven’t seen so much buzz for a show in i can’t remember how long. And here you are buzzing about it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@alifarhat79 I agree with sentiment but …. Anheusher-Bush is actually up this year though 🤔 pretty much everything is down over a 5yr trend right now. And I see you switched to 1yr for Target because they are actually up over 5yr.

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