Tim McMullen

I can translate Baltimorenese and would swing on 3-0

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@PodfathersShow is my kid the only one that sleeps like she’s serving 2-weeks in the hole for punching the warden?

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@steaakfriend Both teams to score

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

There is a fan club someone out there for JLC and Mike Florio.

[Sarah Ellison @sgellison]

Chris Simms checked Mike Florio while talking about Lamar Jackson's career arc.

"Calm the F down."

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Trump receiving lifetime pardons from the IRS and my WR 1 in dynasty getting 30 days for weed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Chiefs WR Rashee Rice is set to miss OTAs and Minicamp after getting caught with weed while on probation and being sentenced to 30 days in jail

[Jake Rill @JakeDRill]

19 Orioles players have spent time on the injured list this season. 13 are currently on the IL.

1. RHP Colin Selby (shoulder): Feb. 14-present
2. RHP Félix Bautista (shoulder): Feb. 20-present
3. INF Jackson Holliday (hamate): March 22-present
4. OF Heston Kjerstad (hamstring): March 22-present
5. LHP Keegan Akin (groin): March 22-April 25
6. INF Jordan Westburg (elbow): March 22-present
7. RHP Andrew Kittredge (shoulder): March 22-April 24
8. RHP Zach Eflin (elbow): April 1-present
9. RHP Yaramil Hiraldo (shoulder): April 2-present
10. LHP Dietrich Enns (foot): April 4-May 2
11. C Adley Rutschman (ankle): April 11-21
12. OF Tyler O’Neill (concussion): April 9-24
13. 1B Ryan Mountcastle (foot): April 13-present
14. RHP Dean Kremer (quad): April 20-present
15. LHP Trevor Rogers (illness): April 26-May 12
16. RHP Ryan Helsley (elbow): April 29-present
17. LHP Cade Povich (elbow): May 8-present
18. LHP Grant Wolfram (back): May 9-present
19. OF Dylan Beavers (oblique): May 11-present

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Checks box score…Colby Mayo? @Orioles

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Dude suffered a collision with Derrick Henry in October 2024 and hasn’t been able to play since

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

We've placed LB Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah on reserve/PUP

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@SigmundBloom @RyanJ_Heath Same source ingredients, totally different experience. Bad take.

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Earned Runs Allowed, Last 11 Games:

13 TB 😮
23 CWS
27 NYY
30 LAD
33 MIL
35 WSH
38 ATL
38 MIA
39 BOS
40 PHI
41 TOR NYM SF CLE
42 KC
43 STL
44 TEX ATH
46 DET
49 SEA
50 PIT
54 CHC
56 HOU
58 MIN
60 COL
63 LAA
70 SD
73 CIN
76 ARI
77 BAL

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@Giants

[The Ravens Realm @RealmRavens]

Just wanted to say I’m glad I never have to watch this shit again

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Hot take, Chick-fil-A cookies are better than the actual chicken @ChickfilA

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Pete Carroll 2.0

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Giants DT Dexter Lawrence no longer wants a contract with the team and wants to be traded, per @NYPost_Schwartz. Talks are considered past the point of continuing.

"If Dexter had his wish, he will not suit up for the Giants again."

https://t.co/QpN6uxaTlp

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Big asshole

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: President Donald Trump attacked Pope Leo XIV on social media, saying the pope should “stop catering to the Radical Left," extending the feud over the Iran war with the first American pontiff. https://t.co/KaoG7yuF71

[Thomas Nestico @TJStats]

WAR Leaders - Left Fielder

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Changed the game — must see for any sports fan

[Netflix @netflix]

RONALDINHO: THE ONE AND ONLY, a new documentary series, premieres April 16.

Follow the life and career of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho, tracing his journey from young prodigy to global sports icon.

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@DALLASBRADEN209 your visit to Charm City just got better @baseballisdead_

https://t.co/GRnIP3qPcm

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@jeffzrebiec Who is the car notebook? Dogs > cats

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

Record: 88-74
MVO: Gunnar
Best Pitcher: Bradish
Biggest Surprise: Mayo
Breakout Player: Sammy & Baz
CPOY: CF Video Board
Biggest Regression: Trevor
HR leader: 🐻‍❄️
All Stars: Gunnar, Bradish, Adley, Pete
The Os trade for: Alcantara
One hot take: Bradish CY
Playoffs? How far: ALDS

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

We’re close Os fans, I wanna hear your thoughts and predictions for the Orioles this year!

Record:
MVO:
Best Pitcher:
Biggest Surprise:
Breakout Player:
Comeback player of the year:
Biggest Regression:
HR leader:
All Stars:
The Os trade for:
One hot take:
Playoffs? How far:

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@shadybiev Damn you and your family

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

The Eagles’ current asking price for AJ Brown is HIGH.

Philly would want:

✅ 1st round pick
✅ Top 100 pick.

(@AlbertBreer)

[Tim McMullen @TPMcMullen]

@Stuckey2 Can’t turn the ball over four times and not look in the mirror