Tim McSweeney

STL born, Loyola-NOLA law student, sports enthusiast

[Tim McSweeney @TPMcSweeney]

@TannerPhifer Am I crazy?? The pinky toe was 100% inbound when that foot landed. That’s a pinky toe tap

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The people that think Messi was offside for the first goal against England cannot be real.

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@FormuMix It was always not a foul from every angle, people just don’t understand soccer after watching it for 3-4 weeks for the first times of their lives

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@MessiahYaniss16 Definition of a touch according to IFAB Laws of the Game (which govern FIFA) includes any part of the body, including hair or a jersey, even if it doesn’t contact the literal body. Can’t say for sure, but there’s a very strong argument it at least grazed his hair. Thus, offside.

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@Alexaxfcb Definition of a touch according to IFAB Laws of the Game (which govern FIFA) includes any part of the body, including hair or a jersey, even if it doesn’t contact the literal body. Can’t say for sure, but there’s a very strong argument it at least grazed his hair. Thus, offside.

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@Mappy6984 A lot of retards in here justifying the lack of awareness by the pedestrians. 90% of these clips people are standing in the middle of the bike lane or at a crosswalk waiting for the signal to walk while he has a green. I don’t like bikers but he’s right, get the fuck out the way.

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Insane that I have to be on a 20 minute phone call with @ATT just to get someone to come out and bury the internet cable laying across my yard that they installed and forgot about

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@grimmer12_will Can’t stand the “had all game to make a difference” or “should have been able to *insert whatever* earlier in the game” mentality, because the actual “reality” is that it DID come down to those final two minutes… and in those final two minutes the game became a ref shitshow

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@garyvee Might be my favorite video of all time, absolutely legendary behavior answering these questions

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@AndrewBrandt Everytime I hear this argument I want to agree; then I think about the Colts going 2-14 in 2011 after losing Manning, who had taken them to the playoffs 9 seasons in a row. It might be a team game but the QB plays an overwhelmingly important role

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@barstoolsports World class awful tweet

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@EAMaddenNFL @MaddenNFLDirect Momentum might be the worst feature added to Madden in the last 10 years. I feel drunk when I can’t see my correct play art and even the wrong play art is warping in every direction after the opposing team gets a single TD or INT 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

If you build it……

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[Tim McSweeney @TPMcSweeney]

@WGNOtv Please remove the flood advisory bar from the NBA Finals. Why can’t we just get that to pop up for 20 seconds and go away? Can’t even see the score or time remaining 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@Gutfoxx Scripting has been in EA Sports games forever, FIFA is the worst

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@stukel_426 @MattySaint @RossTuckerNFL Absolutely, treat star players differently than expendables. Wake up dude lol there will never be equal treatment between a guy you pay $25m/yr and a guy you pay $700k/yr

[Ronnie Stanley @megatronnie]

So many emotions running thru my head. I’m thankful for all the love and support. I hate feeling like i let my brothers down. What I do know is God doesn’t make mistakes and I’m grateful for the bad days just as much as the good. Just another challenge to overcome. Truzzz 🙏🏾🧘🏾‍♂️🙏🏾

[Tim McSweeney @TPMcSweeney]

Using your AirPods to talk on the phone will always look like you’re talking to yourself

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Does anyone else wonder why airplanes never put a window in each row and they’re always awkwardly spaced out?

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@wil_lutz5 A guy makes a couple kicks and all of a sudden.... 😂

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Congrats to @wil_lutz5 on being named the NFC Special Teams Player of the Week! #Saints