T. Parker Schwartz II

Girl Dad, Law, Baseball, Country Music | @DepauwU '15, @ETSU ‘17, @CapitalLaw ‘23 | PA Announcer 🎙 @cap_athletics @OhioStAthletics

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

I still can’t wrap my head around 105 and what this guy has done on the season. Incredible.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jacob Misiorowski called this three weeks ago 🤯

Full video: https://t.co/6YFSJyiPh9

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

Absurd velocity - for a starter too!! SHEESHH

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Jacob Misiorowski just threw a 105 mph fastball.

That is not a typo.

(Via: @MLB)

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

Electric call, lol…@CarlsBeef can we get rid of this guy? Good lord.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

NEEDED THIS. 😤

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

“Our bottom is harder than theirs.” FALSE!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Lane Kiffin explains the difference in SEC and Big ten scheduling and why the Big ten has an advantage in the post season

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

How did the Red Sox fire this guy? One of my favorites - love Don’s HR calls - electric stuff.

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

As a former PBP guy (who broadcast in the Midwest League with AC), I don’t like to criticize PBP guys, it’s a tough business…

BUT, we need to replace “boring Boog” with @voiceofcohen2. I know he can’t comment on this post, but he can see ALL of us Cubs fans asking for this.

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Please, enjoy @voiceofcohen2's call from the booth on Mo Baller's 2-run home run from today 🎙️

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

What a tool! Zero professionalism and respect for the job. Shameful!! #KashPatel #Trump #Losers

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

This shows you how much of a sham the MAGA movement is…this fucking degenerate is the head of the FBI. Hard to fathom. Drunk on the job!! Shame! #KashPatel

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

EXCLUSIVE: Kash Patel’s colleagues are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. More than two dozen people she spoke with described his management failures and conduct that could harm national security.

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

One of the worst takes out there. Really? Pathetic analysis and overall product from @thescorechicago #Cubs

[104.3 The Score @thescorechicago]

.@mharrisonair thinks Cubs fans express an "entitlement" to reaching the playoffs.

"Cubs fans get a little delusional," he says.

"I've been saying this for awhile, probably since the 2016 season ... I think entitlement is an OK feeling for Cubs fans to have," @grotesports says.

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

Pretty fun getting on the mic for PA tonight!! I miss doing lacrosse more regularly!! Always love beating Michigan in front of a sold out crowd!! @OhioStateMLAX #GoBucks

[Ohio State Men's Lacrosse @OhioStateMLAX]

GARRETT HAAS 💥

#GoBucks

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

Boog just called Bo Bichette (one of the biggest stars in baseball) “Dante Bichette, Jr.” Really? We are ready for @voiceofcohen2 more than ever!! CC: @CarlsBeef

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

.@voiceofcohen2 is 10X better than boring Boog!! He brings some passion to the call. That’s what we need!! #Cubs

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Cubs are 1-0 when @voiceofcohen2 calls the game. I think his career record is in the .600’s now. Would love to get more of him as we dig ourselves out of this hole. Ride the hot voice

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

@CarlsBeef @WatchMarquee One of the most bland managers out there. To make matters worse, we also have the most bland, boring TV PBP guy too in Boog.

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

This sums up how I feel PERFECTLY!! You have 2nd and 3rd, no outs, facing some hapless rando on the Pirates and you can’t come up with anything!? Sad. Been going on the whole season. We got no juice. #Cubs #SadCubsFan

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

@AjBrault Also, when has Ben Brown done anything positive? IMO, he’s a zero. I’d rather have another body from AAA. Painful.

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

Watching the pregame on @netflix for opening night - love seeing #BarryBonds on the broadcast!! He’s a #HOF player and it’s a shame he hasn’t been voted in!! Best hitter I’ve ever seen. Let him in!!!

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

CC: @OldTakesExposed for later usage when the Pirates inevitable go 20 games under .500

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Tom Verducci BOLDLY predicts that the Pittsburgh Pirates will make the postseason in 2026...

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

The fans would be more engaged if we had a better product to care about

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Mark Titus ripped into Buckeye Nation after Ohio State’s NCAA Tournament loss to TCU: “Ohio State basketball fans are the worst fans in the world.” https://t.co/rRzsfPbWSx

[T. Parker Schwartz II @TPSchwartzII]

Could Ohio State have been anymore unprepared for that game today? Embarrassing. TCU - got to beat that team.