Tom

A saturated parody of himself, presenting the irony of themes like love, friendship and success before the face of death.

Easy on the dijon.

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@LambyG There were more stewards than fans I think 😂 but everyone was really friendly, really great club

[Tom @TP_Neal]

Was great to be one of the 20 away fans at Sutton United today, shame it wasn't the result we wanted. Here's one of the better chances, well kept out by the keeper.

#BornToBeFylde @AFCFylde @Fyldesupporters

[Jonny Whitlam Berlin Guide 🇬🇧🇩🇪 @WhitlamsBerlin]

Nice to know my mates support the pod

[Tom @TP_Neal]

They'll make a sequel of anything these days

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@historyinmemes Brazilians

[Tom @TP_Neal]

Love how @cineworld gave Unlimited cards to the woman who gave birth during a screening, but my wife broke her leg there a month ago and didn't even get a refund 😂

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@susannareid100 @GMB What a handsome man

[Tom @TP_Neal]

"Because you watched American Underdog: The Kurt Warner Story" wtf @netflix?

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@WhitlamsBerlin PM me hun x

[Tom @TP_Neal]

I never knew that's what it stood for

[Tom @TP_Neal]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @Tomatin1897 14 Year Old from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/FHQ89EZDEh

[Tom @TP_Neal]

My daughter is in year 4 and believe me when I say my face lit up when she came home with a letter saying she'll be studying the Anglo-Saxons because it means I can introduce her to the works of @DrJaninaRamirez

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@888sport genuinely curious to know which one of these things you think didn't happen? Can I have my money please?

[Tom @TP_Neal]

If only there was a simpler way to say "dark-coloured clothes on his legs"

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@goustocooking are hilarious because they do things like swap rice for cauliflower and absolve themselves of blame. How am I supposed to make egg fried rice out of cauliflower?!

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@goustocooking are hilarious because they do things like swap rice for cauliflower and absolve themselves of blame. How do I make egg fried rice with cauliflower?!

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

A small story about William Friedkin (may take a moment): I had the privilege to sit all day by the side of the master as he shot The Caine Mutiny. Day after day diring the shoot and a couple of times in preproduction. From call to wrap…

[Tom @TP_Neal]

#WhatTheFanta is 100% toffee apple and no-one can convince me otherwise

[Tom @TP_Neal]

@CopyBetUK 0-0