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[Kyle Hamilton @kyledhamilton_]

imagine being hungry, and then eating jersey mikes🗑️

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

WELCOME TO PHILLY KEVIN BYARD 🦅

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@flaim_jordan How’d you play your division 28 times in 2 years you idiot

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@flaim_jordan As long as lane Johnson ain’t on the other side

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@flaim_jordan 😱😱😱🤫

[Jordyn Leslie🥀 @Jleslie_xo]

i can’t believe I thought I was gonna be married by 25 LMFAOOOO

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Colts fans right now

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“Take a shot it taste like juice”

Me after finding out it taste nothing like juice:

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@Jleslie_xo A tree would definitely make it worse

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@Jleslie_xo It’s a tough time of the year for the kid

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@d_frankkk @joshsheetz3 That’s my favorite part of the song… only time I ever hear that

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

@joshsheetz3 remember when that baboon was trying to rip your arms off but we had to be quiet not to wake mom?

[✨an individual✨ @d_frankkk]

fight the feeling without the moaning>>>>>

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Just know this was years in the making.

My new album The Off-Season available everywhere 5/14

[chef_lasagna @TPatronick]

You coulda had a backsplash baby

[Jonny Meat @JonnyBones]

OK I’m excited about Chandler, that was awesome 🇺🇸

[tommy 🇻🇳 @SuspendedTommy]

“2021 gonna be a movie”

yea bro olympus has fallen