Steve the Perfessor💙

Humanist and generalist. I know a little about a lot; some day I'll know nothing about everything. Left leaning barely begins to touch the surface...

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

Reasonable people see the world as it is and change themselves to suit the world.
Unreasonable people see themselves as they are and demand that the world change to suit them.
All change and progress comes from the demands of unreasonable people.
-paraphrased G.B. Shaw.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@princess_kim_k Who?

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@herotimeszero Sleazy

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@LucasSa56947288 ✋️Got the current flu vax 3 days ago because I'm not an idiot.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@Power_midget Something something slip my finger into that ring something something.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@ANNOKLA1 My coffee...and I'm no hipster snob, it's nothing fancy...is up 23% since that bloated, malodorous heap of festering week-old burnt umber douche-solids was inaugurated.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@gtconway3d You first, Brian.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@jennyred85 For those considering paying her, keep in mind that she's a racist pig.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@jennyred85 Now go pick up your Indian take-away, fascist.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@AdamKinzinger Again, zero genuine emotion. You can clearly see him checking his script.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

Hey, Brian: You first.

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

It would be a shame if #86BrianKilmeade started trending and he got fired for saying on live TV that the solution to homeless people is "Just Kill Them."

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@RpsAgainstTrump Listen to her read that clumsy script. The only emotion she feels is the desperate fear that the donations will dry up.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

Somewhere out there are decent people, people of conscience, dare I say... HEROES? ...who have both the free time and the fully-charged laser pointers to make life a living hell for Nick Fuentes and Ben Shapiro.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@JoJoFromJerz

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@Izhmash12k @methatsitok

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@supernova_freak

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@supernova_freak I saw this on a get-well card in 1981 and it will stay with me forever.

"When you kiss your honey
When their nose is runny,
You might think it's funny...

(flip open)

...but it's snot."

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@jennyred85 That opinion could get us kilt. Or at least belted. Keep it up.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

@supernova_freak You might think it's gross, but it's snot.

[Steve the Perfessor💙 @TPerfessorNJ]

Keep this on file.