𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 .

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ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀She who carries 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘴 , 𝙧𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 .

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[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 . @TRIFORCETlTS]

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In the name of 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙃𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙖, I bless you, Whether 𝒮kyward bound, 𝒜drift in 𝒯ime, or steeped in the 𝒢lowing 𝐸mbers of 𝒯wilight .

ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀[#LoZRP #LewdRP #Sexrol #MVRP]

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[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 . @TRIFORCETlTS]

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ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ𝘈 𝘍𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘞𝘪𝘴𝘥𝘰𝘮 .

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[ᅠᅠ𝘽͜͡𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙛𝙪𝙡 𑁤 ᪲᪲᪲ 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙮๋ ࣭ ⭑ @REGAlMlLF]

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

𝘛𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 ~☆
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 . @TRIFORCETlTS]

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Had they always been like this .ᐣ.ᐟ

Gosh it was hard to remember . . . And thinking makes her head hurt so much .

It's so much easier for them to stop thinking and be 𝒢ood 𝒢irls . . . 🌀

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[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 . @TRIFORCETlTS]

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The princess is bored entertain her .

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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They must call it "𝖣𝖤𝖠𝖳𝖧 𝖬𝖮𝖴𝖭𝖳𝖠𝖨𝖭" because it's where her self-respect goes to 𝓭ie.

She's 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧.

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[𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐒 . @TRIFORCETlTS]

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Had they always been like this .ᐣ.ᐟ

Gosh it was hard to remember . . . And thinking makes her head hurt so much .

It's so much easier for them to stop thinking and be 𝒢ood 𝒢irls . . . 🌀

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[℧ Eρσɳα ℧ @HyruleHorsecock]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐇𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞’𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐞
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʀᴏ’ꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ
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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

⠀⠀

Even though she spent 999 Rᴜᴘᴇᴇs on it, she just can't seem to convince herself this "𝖬𝖠𝖨𝖣 𝖠𝖱𝖬𝖮𝖱" was a good investment.

It offers zero defensive properties, slows her movement, and the only 'benefit' is increased monster aggression!

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑆𝑘𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑆𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑. ᅠ🐦

The 𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑆𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑠.ᐟ She flies through Skyloft upon a Loftwing bird (which, given the weight of her ass, might be animal abuse) and is SUPER cute!

Unfortunately, she also happens to be a bit of a ditz...

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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These lips are made for 𝓫lowing.

. . . on 𝑂𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑠. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝙽��� 𝚆𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚁.ᅠ⛵️

The 𝖧𝖤𝖱𝖮 𝖮𝖥 𝖶𝖨𝖭𝖣𝖲. Also known as Toon Link.

She sails the high seas with a pirate crew on an adventure to save her adorable little sister!

ᅠ

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

ᅠᅠ

She gets a "𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇 𝐔𝐏" bonus on those super-tight Sheikah outfits? That's a lie. If anything, all that skintight stuff does is make her noisier!

ᅠᅠ

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Talk about a 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦-𝘶𝘱...

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

@innocenthyrule (( Pretty indeed! Uh, maybe a little intimidating, too.

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 ����𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Uh-oh... Link should have restored her health before entering combat.

Maybe if she had, she wouldn't be staring down the 𝓫𝑖𝑔𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝓶𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑡 ‘𝓢𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫’ she's ever seen!

ᅠ

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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The literal 𝓼econd the hero walked into the ranch and asked to ride a horse, the ranch girl frantically shook her head, declaring ‘It would be abuse to let someone of 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 build on an animal!’

. . . She isn't sure what was being implied.

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓑𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳𝖧 ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 𝓦𝘐𝘓𝘋
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ＆＆
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓣𝖤𝖠𝖱𝖲 ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 𝓚𝖨𝖭𝖦𝖣𝖮𝖬

Hylian Knight & personal bodyguard to Princess Zelda; excellent swordswoman, frequent glutton, and lady of few words.

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 ���𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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It would turn out even 𝓹rincesses have the capacity for 𝑒𝑛𝑣𝑦...

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[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

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Look, 𝓖erudo 𝓓esert is a wonderful place.

But Link must admit– having to 𝐶𝐿𝐴𝑃𝐵𝑂𝑈𝑁𝐶𝐸 her asscheeks to shake the sand off after every visit is a nightmare!

ᅠ

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

ᅠ

Okay, she knows sucking off strangers isn't the best practice— but what else can she do when she's offered an 𝐸𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑦 𝐵𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒.ᐟ.ᐣ

ᅠ

[𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐎. ▲ @Pinkcarnate]

ᅠ

She can hit switches intended for giant metal hammers just by slamming her ass onto them.

Perhaps she needs to lose a few...

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