Tim Westerman

Like Mick Jagger, I “don’t mind the maggots”—I block dumb.

[Tim Westerman @TR_Westerman]

R.I.P.
Robbie Robertson

This one hurts.
Dylan, The Band, the Last Waltz, Scorsese soundtracks…

His solo work also brought attention to Native American music; he grew up visiting relatives on the Rez. Great guitarist. Great songwriter. ✌️

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@hunleyeric @PaulMcCartney I’m cool with Cocker getting in and who am I to disagree with Paul? Being primarily a cover artist explains the delay. I don’t know of many cover artists who have gotten in the rock hall. It may also have hurt the Cramps, as they did many covers, who I’d like to get in.

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@DawnsEarlyFruit @CalltoActivism Hopefully, in our version poem the line will read, “next they came for those who couldn’t pass a civics exam” and Amanda will have to learn Spanish. This is Latin for “bring the body”—and Amanda’s eating tacos.

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@yashar So well illustrated. People object most in others to what they dislike most about themselves. She looks great and they’re all delusional.

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@RightWingCope That’s not right. He’s Governor Clunker.

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@PatPetterson2

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@AIPChristina @SummerMJ80 @SilenceDamned @DisavowTrump20 I’m sorry you’ve encountered Christina, the Pederast defender. She helps pederasts who rape girls argue that gay people are to blame for his crimes. Christina helps pedos. Also, you dumb fuck if a direct address needs a comma before it, you dumb-fuck.

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@AIPChristina @DisavowTrump20 She left. It’s she left, you dumb-fuck.

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@AIPChristina @tkwhalen @WendyHarmon19 @RonFilipkowski And he’s a pederast who rapes girls, so of course Christina, never one to miss a chance to prove she’s also the worst, co-signs and carries water for a pederast’s projection.

“Wego”—that must be Latin for “Christin’s as dumb as a skidmark in FAS patient’s diaper.”

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@platinumhazy @irrelevantshad @AdamKinzinger Gabe had a take. The take was dumb. Gabe’s dumb ass got ratioed. That’s the history Gabe made.

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@ThorDKidd @kirawontmiss Why’d you use Nancy Reagan’s First Lady portrait?

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@NoContextHumans I almost did, but then I saw the oil leak and dodged a bullet.

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@Ashtrro @kylemusicatx @esjesjesj I love too the “that’s not a REAL conservative” take like we can only take their best examples when they’re “liberals this,” “the left that,” making blanket statements all day lumping their opposition’s worst representatives in with the best and touting the worst as the norm.

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@PontiMike @BenjaminPDixon @SamSeder Don’t get your ponties in a twist.

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@Darthdisney1977 @DavidAstinWalsh Big Pharma didn’t give him that money. It came from small donations of workers in the industry who see how messed up it is. You’re a liar and you know this is a lie.

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@cignewtons_ 1. Nazis 2. Pederasts. 3. Anyone else rightwing albeit not a Nazis

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@bat52301 @DEADLINE Yeah, dumbass. That’s his job. He’s a comedian. And you’re posting clown emojis like that isn’t the whole fucking point. Do magats ever tire of being the dumbest cum-stains on the planet?

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@dow_lopez @Timodc You’re an idiot. Inflation was a worldwide problem due to the pandemic and Trump failed to contain the pandemic. He handed off disaster and now he’s creating it again. I have faith you’ll think the same thing anyway as you’re dumber than sin.

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@CRENCHTIME @BarackObama @MichelleObama Damn. I didn’t know your ugliness causes fainting spells. There but for the grace of God go I.

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@TheThickest98 @token_whale @BarackObama @MichelleObama Why? Because, as someone once pointed out…
“Ppl accusing others of being gay are actively the ones doing gay shit…:
🤣 😂 😜

So you’re gay. That’s fine.

The difference is I don’t see anything wrong with being gay and you do. That’s how we know you love pickles, Cummy.