10/ VW GTI.
When you think you're fast because you smoked a wine aunt in her Volvo.
Like the Tesla and Spaceballs, there's a plaid version. If you buy it, they give you a free 6 pack of whatever hoppy, bubbly IPA is currently favored by Portland hipsters.
Young people are not interested in learning programming, so the creators of C# has decided to permanently change the programming language to make it more relatable to the younger generations.