Cardboard Rationale

growing up, i remember a lot of gamers saying “bio” when they needed to 💩 so now that’s all I think about when I see Bio

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

I got rich quickly by going to all the banks after hours and digging through their dumpsters for all the leftover money they throw out at the end of the day. It’s not pretty money but it’s perfectly fine to use!

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Okay @vizio I’ve had enough of your tv turning itself on in the middle of the night! I don’t care about your dumb free channels and I won’t watch them! If this happens again I’ll be forced to catapult my TV into the living room of whatever dummy approved this feature!

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

I’m gonna start pretending it’s 2025 now so it’s not as big of a shock when it actually gets here

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Drone shows are slow and boring 🥱 it’s like watching flash animation from a sixth grader

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

When music had substance and was actually about something 🙄https://t.co/zn8cyD5YGV

[becca ☆ @girrlpuppy]

this is breathtaking

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

@negativepresh I bought 700 filters for 1.99 the other day

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

I’m not like an onion, I don’t have layers. See, I’m more like garlic, a bunch of chunks covered in delicate skin

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

I love when a credit card company INVITES me to pay off my debt like I’m a vampire just waiting for permission. Now I feel like a real VIP, I guess I will make a lump sum payment!

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

(Blowing on a banger like a spoonful of hot soup)

“Careful, it’s hot. There you go, all the way down. It’ll help you feel better. “

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

I’ve reached the end of my rope…There’s soap on it!

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

DT used to be fun!
(I tweeted this already but it got taken down for some reason probably cause I tagged DT but that only proves my point)

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

@DelTaco used to be fun 😒

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Since it’s apparently sooooo valuable, I’m looking to cut out the middle man and sell my data directly. So if you or someone you know works in big data tell them to hmu and make me offer. I’ll tell you whatever you want to know.

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

@negativepresh My experience with paintball is that its rampant with shameless LIARS!

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

@negativepresh Scary 😦

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Just hit number 5 but there’s so little of that part of my lip left that it only hurt a little! We grow AROUND our pain 🙏🏼

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Just bit my lip in the same spot for the fourth time this week and it’s really thrown off my morning.

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Jic this is my attempt at a joke and I giggled the whole time I was typing it.

[Cardboard Rationale @TSteinly]

Is having a plain toasted bagel with hummus for lunch!

I’m lonely 😞