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[Lori Lightfoot @LoriLightfoot]

Ready for the big game! Do you think we have enough food? #SuperBowl #SBLIII

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

So if you think a young lady looks nice your considered thirsty?? Absurd

[ben @negativepresh]

wish i liked the word turd bc it’s funny just unpleasant to say and hear. unfortunate really

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I meet lotta people that don't want to grow Old...... Lol There's nothing you can do about it.... but Die.

[ben @negativepresh]

That’s it. I’m getting ramen for dinner

[ben @negativepresh]

I keep having this dream where I’m Mr. Incredible and I’m trying to jerk off my penis but it just keeps getting longer and longer like a firefighter hose and I just wanna blow huge ropes but can’t

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[ben @negativepresh]

I like to exasperate my therapist with my genuine thoughts and feelings

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@wrldoftatum @obrian_ward @BlockedByBam_ @MZESIMN @E_3O5_ So. I tweet. Big deal…arrest me

[ben @negativepresh]

Liquid shit in Home Depot

[ben @negativepresh]

counting puts you to sleep bc it’s boring

[ben @negativepresh]

My neck my back my pussy and crack….are all hurting from holding up my Huge Honkers!

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

The far-right in Israel, those who speak to the seat of power in Jerusalem, will never be satiated by anything. When the Yemenis talk about the Israelis wanting everything from the Nile to the Euphrates, it is not a conspiracy. It is what these people desire and desire fervently.

[ben @negativepresh]

Ben hack, try cream and sugar in your coffee. It’s pretty good

[ben @negativepresh]

I’m not the type of guy to discover original parquet floors underneath the carpet of his first home. I will tell you that much.

[Dwayne @cuckforkratom]

I can never piss in peace at my job bcuz everyone’s always taking a shit

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

‘The same reason certain people Hate me, is the same reason Others Love me…’ Interesting Paradox 💎

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

'This new Pronoun thing is too confusing for me... I'm just gonna keep calling everybody MF..

[ben @negativepresh]

Demure? Literally none of you know her