DAT_SHUWA_BOI💯

Civil and Water resources Engr. Executive Director @ G-Network Projects Limited! An advocate of democracy with passion in politics. Arsenal is in my DNA

[Sunday Dare,CON @SundayDareSD]

President Bola Tinubu’s remarks to Deloitte Africa delegation during the visit to the State House today.

[Adika @Adikastakes]

How does Messi and Argentina keep doing this? 2 assists in less than 10 minutes to lead yet another historic comeback. I’m speechless at this point.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Smile Leo, you are going to the World Cup final ... again 🐐

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Lionel Messi mahn. Deserves a statue in every country. This is crazy really!

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Them dun pursue Ronaldo fans first and second choice 😂

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Lamine Yamal sent both father and son home😂

Football Heritage.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Spain vs Argentina will be a very peaceful World Cup final.

No matter the outcome, everybody go happy😂

[Buhari Sallau @Buharisallau1]

1st Year Remembrance of PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI

May Allah forgive his shortcomings, accept his service, and grant him Aljannatul Firdaus. AMEEN.🙏

[Therese 🇳🇴 @ThereseUTD]

Norway welcomes their national team home 🇳🇴

[Yusuf Buhari @YusufMBuhari]

Not a single day has passed without missing your presence, your guidance, your prayers and the values you instilled in us. While the world remembers you as a statesman and leader, we remember you as a loving father whose humility, discipline and faith shaped our lives. May Allah (SWT) continue to have mercy on your soul, Baba. Ameen.

[Léon @copy_paste23]

The journey of a medicine inside your body👇🏾

how does a tablet know where your pain is?🤔

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Against Portugal in Ro16:
▪️ Subs on in the 85th minute
▪️ Scores winner six minutes later

Against Belgium in Quarterfinals:
▪️ Subs on in the 86th minute
▪️ Scores winner two minutes later

Mikel Merino, Spain’s No. 9 😉

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

Finally, all the kidnapped pupils and teachers in Orire, Oyo have been rescued by our security agencies.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

The GOAT remains constant 🐐

[Hon. Mohammed Bello El-Rufai @B_ELRUFAI]

‘The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.’

[رسائل حُب @todaymessagee]

حين تظن أن الأمل انتهى، تذكّر أن الله قادر على تغيير كل شيء في لحظة. فلا تيأس، ففرج الله يأتي من حيث لا نحتسب.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Hmmmnn, the things I am hearing about the Argentina v Egypt World Cup game are simply incredible. FIFA never planned to rig it until something incredible happened.

At kickoff, they used the normal World Cup ball. An upset was on the cards. 67th minute, Argentina 0, Egypt 2. Earlier, at 1-0, the Head of FIFA’s Agenda and Marketing Committee, Mr Youare Diputs, had called FIFA President Infantino to say they needed to step in. Infantino told him there was no need, that Messi would rescue the game organically.

Then the game became 2-0, so during the second hydration break, Infantino himself made the call to the Head of the Match Ball Control Centre, Mr Etelpmoc Toidi, to switch to the Magnetic Enhancer Ball (MEB). People don’t know about this ball.

The MEB is the sort of ball that, irrespective of what is being played on the pitch, the FIFA Play Radius Team (PRT) can steer ball movement however they want. Note that they don’t control the players. Only the ball.

In the 79th minute, they made the ball travel from Messi to Romero because they wanted something specific; a Messi assist would help him break the World Cup assist record. Watch Romero’s header again. His head flicked the ball towards the corner flag. The ball went into the net anyway. Watch in slow motion, you will see the ball movement defy physics.

By the 83rd minute, they steered the ball off Messi’s leg and into the net for 2-2. During the celebrations, they removed the MEB because they trusted Argentina to take it from there.

What happened next shocked even FIFA. They had banked on the game going to penalties. But Enzo Fernández, remembering he needed to score to stay in the minds of whoever will rescue him from Chelsea, scored a great goal. I must stress this: that one came off the regular match ball. 3-2. Argentina were home and dry.

So when you hear people say the game was rigged for Messi and Argentina, this is what happened. Someone said, “but it wasn’t rigged when Egypt were 2-0 up.” Well, you know now.

PS: One clarification, specifically for the global avalanche of idiots. I made all of this up, obviously. But if you believed it for even a paragraph, reverse the letters of the officials’ names. That’s you.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Colombia was their plan to defeat Argentina. Now they must support Switzerland for the same purpose. E no easy to dey wish others evil, you go just dey go to and fro like devil in search of wetin no loss.

Argentina v Switzerland. Let’s go!

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

Thierry Henry with nothing but huge praise for Messi ❤️

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Messi doesn’t score penalties.

He missed that penalty on purpose not to stain his record.