Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza)

“If we weren't all crazy we would go insane.” -the late, great Jimmy Buffett #Hashtagger #Parrothead #graphicdesigner

[Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza) @TTino74]

When you’re the richest man in the world and have a midlife crisis where you think you’re a standup comedian, you buy a stage to force your shitty jokes on the public.

Twitter. Twitter’s the stage. #ElonsProblems

[Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza) @TTino74]

I never thought I’d reach the age that I’d watch SNL just for the news.

#snl

[Tony Tino (not a frozen pizza) @TTino74]

How come everytime I see someone with a totally douchey opinion or statement, I’ll click on their profile and John Cena is following them.

[CK @charley_ck14]

Meanwhile, in Indiana…

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Jason Kelce looks like the guy you hire to get a possum out of your attic.

[The Daily Buffett @DailyBuffettX]

But now I think about the good times,

Down in the Caribbean sunshine,

In my younger days I was so bad,

Laughin’ about all the fun we had

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

I can't believe that Joe Biden, with no more elections, didn't save a Chinese app deemed a national security threat by both parties to save the jobs of young people who didn't vote for him and called him a genocidal old asshole.

[ButlerNut @Vikes_Dawgs]

Sunday
#JimmyBuffett

#FinsUp
#BubblesUp
🦈🆙️
🫧🆙️

🎶There's the price of oil
the war of the spoils
Here's your bucket for the big bailout
Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan,
We've got a lot to drink about

God bless America🎶

[Alison ✨ @heyalisonn]

Jason Kelce is giving Yukon Cornelius

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When you’re talking about underrated 80s comedies, you’re goddamn right I’m putting in a vote for Running Scared.

[Mac McAnally @macmcanally]

A legendary picture from a legendary night, backstage at the @WillieNelson Tribute concert back in 2019.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Grandpa Larry. His family was told he couldn't walk when they adopted him. And this is true, but only because he prefers to tip tap. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[CK @charley_ck14]

Courageous? He can’t even stand outside for his inauguration.

[The Daily Buffett @DailyBuffettX]

I've been too long on the mainland
Hotels, rental cars, and phones
Time to cast 'em aside, catch the very next tide
And go BACK, where I belong

Some of us sailors call her home
She's big and she's strong and she's mighty…

[ButlerNut @Vikes_Dawgs]

Saturday

🦈🆙️

🎶Johnny Hallyday
Leap, and the net will appear
There's no other way
You ever could have wound up here
All the blood and the sweat and
The long shot bets
And the things that the people say
You were more than just
The French Elvis
You was Johnny Hallyday🎶

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life's adventures with you. Love you!

[Chad Dotson @dotsonc]

I don’t care what @MLBNetwork says. The Reds won the 1975 World Series.

It’s a fact. You could look it up.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

As my time as Secretary of Transportation concludes, I’m proud of all we’ve accomplished: tens of thousands of infrastructure projects, millions of manufacturing and construction jobs, & stronger, more resilient communities across America. Thank you for this opportunity to serve.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

She may be old, but she did herself proud.. 😊