🍔TURBOSLEAZE🍟

All caps & no spaces. The 'SLEAZE is @wtable of Old Table & three Yankou Bros from No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny. We play McDonald's piss cranium jams.

[🍔TURBOSLEAZE🍟 @TURBOSLEAZE]

The new #TURBOSLEAZE video just premiered on @gimmetinnitus!!!

Watch us SLEAZE up Times Sq.

http://t.co/R6rsf6OLvQ

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Wrote a jingle for our show on Saturday in Maria Hernandez Park in Bushwick with Climax Landers, Timeless Clock, and Alan Worm.

Really hope I didn't jinx it with the "not gonna rain" part.... 😕

[🍔TURBOSLEAZE🍟 @TURBOSLEAZE]

https://t.co/JTkSFVGMTP

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

🐙🐟🐠🐡🦈🐡🐟🦈🐟🐡🐠PHILLY 🐙 TONIGHT! 🐡🐠🐟🦈🐡🐠🐟🦈🐙

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Maybe if they learned to code they could get that knockoff playstation controller working again.

[Ellie @bird_girl___]

I was recently shown @TURBOSLEAZE and i need other people to know

[🍔TURBOSLEAZE🍟 @TURBOSLEAZE]

@bird_girl___ Thank you for your service.

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

EAST COASTERS:

Is this smoke bad for you?
YES
Is it worse today than yesterday?
YES
Should I try to stay inside?
YES
Is this going to keep happening?
YES
Should we educate/protect ourselves?
YES
Do N95s & HEPA filters help?
YES
Was this exacerbated by climate change?
YEEEESSS

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Why am I hearing nothing about the mental health of the marine who saw someone in need of help and then killed them?

Or about the unhinged, racism-pickled brains of the people who think "Well, hold on, now. He was no angel, sooooooo Instant Execution by Rando seems appropriate."

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Check out @TURBOSLEAZE

We go way back with those weirdos...

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Good News/ Bad News:

Good News: We're playing Friday 2/10 at THE TUBS @thetubs_bk in Bushwick!

No One and the Somebodies
Joey Molinaro
Dean Cercone
Apolojeesus
Brian McCorkle

8 PM $10-20 All Ages DM 4 ADDY

As for the Bad News, maybe it's best to have Pedro break it to ya...

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

We are working on a song that is so crazyass & stupid that it'll make you immediately want to get in the zone and smoke-a-da-weed.

[DEVO’s Gerald V. Casale @Gvc3Casale]

👇

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Got tix to see BLACK EYES!

Bri & Steve were at this show in '02 so we've only been able to relive it on YT till now

They absolutely expanded our view of the wide potential of punk.

Actually, y'all need openers?

@adhocfm @markethotelnyc @dischordrecords
https://t.co/M6zQL6P1tq

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

Fixed it for ya, @nytimes.

[No One and the Somebodies @NOATSny]

So glad everyone already knows the deal with Crumbus Day, partially because of one particularly insightful piece of protest graffiti art from many years ago which said:

"FART GUY 69 WUZ HERE 1491"

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The idea of alpha males is so funny bc guys really made up an upper class and then put themselves in it. Ok if you're an alpha male then I'm a turbo dude. That's one level higher. You wouldn't understand bc you're just an alpha, sorry.