Electric Mayhem Stan Account

Aka Curly Liver McGee ... Aka Frisky Two-Times... Aka Woah There Goes The Man

[Electric Mayhem Stan Account @TU_SuccessStory]

Pro tip: Don't courtesy flush. No good deed goes unpunished.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

all of us could've gathered up every blue crayon in our homes on a lazy Sunday afternoon, and COLORED IN the basin of this pool....and it would've made more sense and lasted longer than this shit.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

if I could commit to even *one* *thing* in my life with the level of consistency and devotion donald john trump puts into not being worth a single, shiny, spit-polished damn, I, too, might be president.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

so...for the rest of my life, whenever I type a document, open a PDF, run a query through a search engine...for the REST OF MY LIFE...I'm going to have to answer questions about whether I need the help of AI first?? Is that what's happening here? This is for the rest of my life??

[Electric Mayhem Stan Account @TU_SuccessStory]

@PsiKhotiK5 Entirely unserious

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Last I checked nobody can go in the grocery store and shout Reche Caldwell and get their groceries paid for.

[Jack Appleby @jappleby]

This is one of those design / marketing moments where I just scratch my head.

There are huge readability & brand issues.
- Different color green
- The green is too dark against the black
- disco ball texture looks pixelated
on a tiny phone screen

A kinda dumb mistake.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Trump told you he’d run America like a business.

He is.

It’s called asset stripping. You sell the profitable pieces, gut the workforce, load it with debt, and walk away rich while everyone else holds the bag.

Congratulations. You didn’t elect a president. You hired a liquidator.

[Electric Mayhem Stan Account @TU_SuccessStory]

@Still_Birdy Same fam. Keeping my head down and tryna travel a little bit.

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

Congrats, and ima let you finish, but two consecutive Popes have said this guy is bad at Catholicism.

That’s a CRAZY batting average for a new Catholic.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Matthew 6:5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.”

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

What level of chess is it when you neglect to fill up your strategic oil reserves before starting a war that shuts down oil production worldwide, so you have to buy oil at an inflated price from your enemy who then uses those funds to back the enemy you just needlessly attacked?

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I *genuinely* cannot believe I'm living in this timeline. I truly cannot believe it.
I have worked hard my ENTIRE life. I have tried to learn as much as I can and be as thoughtful and as introspective as possible-
and now every stupid fuck this side of glory has a say in my fate

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The longer you work in corporate, the more you realize …Urgent is a feeling, not a fact

[Electric Mayhem Stan Account @TU_SuccessStory]

@Bware113 U aint lie... I was like 50 cent mixtape??? Huh?

[Electric Mayhem Stan Account @TU_SuccessStory]

@Bware113 U preaching again?

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Claiming immigrants and their children when it’s convenient and useful for you. Fucking spineless snakes.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I couldn’t understand a word Bad Bunny said! So I watched a white man sing “Bawditabawdabangboogieboodiebawitabawdabang” like Jesus & the Founders intended!

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

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