Feckless Cunt

Slowly decaying sentient being, lover of scented candles.

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

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[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

First 5K run in the books. Time for turkey.

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

So I guess I'll just stay up all night watching Silicon Valley and eating ice cream...I'm not sad, you're sad!

[Dust-to-Digital @dusttodigital]

40 years ago today, The B-52s’ self-titled first record was released. Here they are performing “Rock Lobster” from that album at the Downtown Cafe in Athens, Georgia in 1979.

[Secret Agent Number Six @DesignationSix]

Nazi barbie @TomiLahren said gassing refugees and their kids was the highlight of her Thanksgiving. @Duracell advertises on @FoxNews. Will you be giving your kids Duracell to put in their toys on Christmas? They are tagged so they will be notified for each LIKE RETWEET or COMMENT

[The Associated Press @AP]

Expert: Acosta video distributed by White House was doctored. https://t.co/rLIuKsNDdB

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

The Thousand Oaks shooter used a high capacity magazine that California voters banned anyone in the state from possessing in 2016.

But the NRA and other gun advocates blocked the law from being implemented with a lawsuit.
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[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of MTV Cribs episodes and then asked it to write an MTV Cribs episode of its own. Here is the first page.

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

I mean, fuck the state of Kentucky. Except Louisville.

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

First election back in Kentucky, I forgot all these people like being in a financially insolvent state propped up only by entitlement programs. New York and California will bail you out. Again.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

No matter how the maps play out tonight, remember millions more Americans want progress over the past, hope over hate. That will shake out over time as young folks come of age and old motherfletchers start wanderin' into traffic and shit. We'll get there. I love y'all.

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

Spent the weekend in Oxford, MS. Never been so glad to be back in Paducah, KY.

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

@AHS_Warranty Doing so now, hung up after an hour and a half...

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

@AHS_Warranty I've been on hold for over an hour, as I am every time. Do you really have employees that answer the phone?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"If you know a man who has ever been denied something or who even feels as if they have been denied something, be sure to make time to check in with them and let them know that you support them."

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

The funniest thing about Trump's inherited wealth is that he'd be way richer if he'd just stuck daddy's money in an indexed mutual fund. He lost billions by dressing up and playing businessman. His career is the world's most expensive LARP

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

lol the New York Times published a 14,000 word story that would have brought down any president in modern history and it was like the 4th most fucked up Trump story of the day

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it

[Feckless Cunt @TW_Tix]

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