Colin

I wanna go fast.

[THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay]

SAD OHIO STATE FAN DOT GIF

[THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay]

1. FIRE FUENTE
2. TELL CORN TO LET THE QBS READ THE OPTION
3. ????
4. PROFIT

[THE KEY PLAY @thekeyplay]

"Tech football has become a chore to watch. It's like yard work, something you do every weekend while wishing you could be doing something much more worthy of your time." @marcolini11 with the 🔥 🔥 🔥.

"The Breaking Point" #Hokies https://t.co/aNy0ZAOnM8

[Colin @TWheatmoore]

@CraigThompsonVT Coaching staff lost that game. 100%

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

The most common mistake visitors to Colorado make is speaking firmly to bears and calmly to lions. Get eaten every time.

[PACRONYM @PACRONYM]

Ahead of #WorldPostDay, we have a very important message from your friendly local mail carrier. 🇺🇸

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[Colin @TWheatmoore]

@BonVivantVA He’s been working on YOUR preshot routine.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Want to feel old? Today is three months since Ivanka Trump invented hydroxychloroquine.

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

If you haven’t called a general surgery consult in awhile, you may find they have a renewed enthusiasm and purpose in their work.

[Skeptical Scalpel @Skepticscalpel]

Wow! This isn’t from Russia, Iran or Nazi Germany. It’s from Wisconsin. Shocking.

[ScratchpadMD @scratchpadMD]

Chief: “And that’s how you do an I&D of a perianal abscess. The next one is all yours, just practice using the blade some more — sound good?”

Intern: “Oh, it’s on.”

**later that day, ‘eye of the tiger’ playing:

[ScratchpadMD @scratchpadMD]

Radiology attending: During a full moon, if you go to the CT reading room, light a candle, and spin in the chair three times saying “appendicitis,” you’ll summon the fearsome surgeon-on-call.

Radiology intern: “D-d-don’t b-be ridiculous... that’s just a myth.”

Later that night:

[Colin @TWheatmoore]

#thanksbryce

[Colin @TWheatmoore]

Isolate that “BOING” sound!

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

The MLB strike zone.

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Rules are rules, and this is how you must run to first base, just follow them and you'll be fine.

[Colin @TWheatmoore]

@CraigThompsonVT The snark!

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Join us as we set out in search of the elusive Major League Baseball strike zone.