Trophy Wife Improv

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[Trophy Wife Improv @TWimprov]

Hello, friends. Just tweeting to keep this account from being deleted. Here's a pic of us from our 2007 holiday party. Best to you and yours.

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

This president is violating more norms than my Cheers slash-fiction.

[zabeth russell @zabsters]

HEY! The first two episodes of I Feel Bad are premiering tonight on NBC and I’m in the second episode! On the TV. Tonight. OK! Thank you. Bye. #nbc #ifeelbad #sitcom https://t.co/j9qDDSCcpu

[Trophy Wife Improv @TWimprov]

That's our Jill! https://t.co/1FELfi81uu

[Jill Alexander @jill4promqueen]

I’m over the moon to share the news that I’m working with Shonda Rhimes and her *incredible* team at Shondaland to develop my dark comedy SUNSHINE SCOUTS for Netflix! #shondaland #shondarhimes #Netflix #sunshinescouts @netflix @byshondaland https://t.co/yMVRUKXsZ5

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

I guess I won a sproingy-thing from @TheWebbyAwards? Although the irony of winning a "People's Voice" Webby for something involving Sean Spicer is not lost on me.

https://t.co/a5ySLCb4Pq

[Trophy Wife Improv @TWimprov]

@TashyPoshy @AlexDrummond76 @iOWest Can't help but notice how much cleaner the ladies room version is....

[Trophy Wife Improv @TWimprov]

#RIPiOWest

[zabeth russell @zabsters]

who decided that all women must stand with their ankles crossed on the red carpet? next time i'm doing a step and repeat i'm going to adopt a very wide stance, and at some point a bag of funyuns will fall out from under my dress

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

The official slogan for Starz is "Honey, Do We Get Starz?"

[zabeth russell @zabsters]

I think I'm in tonight's episode of @Speechless_ABC ... there should be sweet moves and disco hair.

[zabeth russell @zabsters]

Friends, if you watch @ModernFam, keep an eye out for me this week. No spoilers, but the show is modern and features a family. I've said too much. #modernfamily @ABCNetwork

[Trophy Wife Improv @TWimprov]

.@MommyActress's movie is now free on Amazon Prime. Check it out! https://t.co/eHKQymtSxv

[zabeth russell @zabsters]

here is an obligatory "i am in tonight's episode of Fresh Off the Boat" tweet. HI. happy halloween

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This is my Head Writer, Opus, in an awkward phase that continues to this day. https://t.co/J7QYnrNJkY

[Trophy Wife Improv @TWimprov]

TFW you see that 1st pic of your ex w/ their new S/O https://t.co/snB9aAVtWJ

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

I just arrived at the sudden, terrifying realization that I might someday name my kid "Chief" because it's funny.

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

I’d like to thank crippling anxiety, a lifelong struggle with depression, and my coping mechanism. I couldn’t have done it without you! https://t.co/tOqc3qrL2z

[mike coen @mikecoen1]

The disappointment I felt in the avocados @ the grocery store today, you'd think they were my kid telling me he wanted to be a theater major

[The Pack Theater @PackTheater]

WED 9PM - ONE NIGHT ONLY! LIVE Improv Podcast & Set w/ THE @milesstroth & THE @davidpavid ! https://t.co/CfMlIAIshg

[Hey, it's Opus! @heyitsopus]

The math checks out. @EricTrump @MikeJudge