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[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

We went from kneeling to protest the anthem to kneeling to pray to God.

All we needed was a new president.

We’re so back.

[Bully Ray @bullyray5150]

OVER!!!!!!!!!

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

DANHAUSEN IS THE KING OF NEW YORK!

CONGRATULATIONS @nyknicks THE KINGS OF NEW YORK!

UNCURSED!

[Twise22 @TWisecarver22]

@arrymaliiiika A real man would never stop the first time you cum.

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Mad Dog GOES OFF on Bam Adebayo 83 points 😬

“What Spoelstra did with the shenanigans was a complete disgrace… When you shoot 43 times and less than 50%, when you shoot 43 FTs and you go 7/22 from 3 against a horrendous team, and you’re in the game in the last 3 minutes with Spo fouling the Wizards, so you can score 83, that’s not the way It should be! He won’t admit it but I bet you Pat Riley feels the same way!”

(Via @FirstTake)

[Olympic Bean @olympicbean]

Worst era in NBA history solidified tonight

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Terrible: Boomer says the NFLPA needs to shut down any future Super Bowls in California after Sam Darnold reportedly LOST money playing in the Super Bowl due to taxes.

One of the most ridiculous things you'll ever hear.

The NFL needs to change this 🤦‍♂️

[Twise22 @TWisecarver22]

@grantcohn But show the rest of the rounds. Yes misses on several first rounders. But extremely good at finding talent in rounds 2-undrafted.

[Peter Anthony Cowan @living_energy]

Calling in a favor, X friends!

They've written me off as a conspiracy theorist. IDGAF. I speak the truth as I see it. My hypothesis came from real clinical experience with MCAS/EDS clients.

I'm looking for an outlet with reach & curiosity who'll let me dig in to it. Please RT.

I don't know the media world very well, but someone along the lines of @joerogan, @hubermanlab, @MrLukeStorey or anyone cut from that cloth.

[Tony Dungy @TonyDungy]

NFL playoff scheduling is not fair. It might produce good ratings but it’s not fair.
This late in the season recovery time is crucial and it is not given equally. Rams & Bears played Saturday games. They will face each other on Sunday with an extra day of rest. 49ers played on Sunday and will face Seattle on Saturday-short week of recovery. Why?
In the AFC the Bills will have to travel to Denver on a short week. Why? Because there’s a Monday night AFC Wild Card game.
The Texans play Pittsburgh. The winner will automatically have a short week and travel to New England. Why?

Several years ago the league did away with Monday Night games in Week 18 of the regular season because it created a disadvantage if one of those teams made the playoffs. Now we create that disadvantage.
The Wild Card round should be 3 games on Saturday and 3 games on Sunday. Then try to schedule the Divisional games so the teams have equal rest. Don’t force San Francisco, Buffalo and Houston or Pittsburgh to play the most important game of their season on a short week just for TV ratings. That is not fair!

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

If you have a problem with what Stone Cold is saying, you don’t like pro wrestling.

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

"Make it make sense."

Supermarkets "won't give you a plastic bag" unless you pay for it, despite the fact that virtually every product at the supermarket comes wrapped in plastic.

"Because we're saving the environment." 🤡

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

Two votes that should happen:
1. Eliminate Income Tax
2. Ban Insider trading

[J O H N @RomanEra0]

John Cena was asked to describe his retirement tour opponents/teammates in one word or a phrase:

Cody Rhodes – Resilient
Randy Orton – Smooth
R-Truth – Beautiful
Logan Paul – Underrated
CM Punk – My Wrestling Soulmate
Drew McIntyre – Story of resilience
Sami Zayn – The Underdog
Brock Lesnar – Once in a Genre
AJ Styles – The best to ever do it
Rey Mysterio – A mentor, and someone who allowed him to be apart of his family

(via @ChrisVanVliet )

[Akash Anavarathan @akashanav]

Per @SportsInfo_SIS, here are the teams in the NFL most impacted by injuries this season (thru Week 13):

1. #49ers, 206 games missed
2. Cardinals, 177 games missed
3. Bengals, 115 games missed
4. Commanders, 143 games missed

Team #1 is 9-4, while Teams #2-4 are 9-27.

[Twise22 @TWisecarver22]

@clerpatriot https://t.co/a7O6KloIgT

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

Oh this is just rich…

Obama in 2009 tore up the front lawn of the White House and spent nearly $400 million of taxpayer dollars, during a RECESSION, to build a basketball court… CNN gushed over him.

Trump is building a ballroom, spending LESS, $300 Million, for a magnificent ballroom, and not a penny of that is coming from taxpayers… CNN is furious.

Now, Hakeem Jeffries wants to investigate him, and democrats are worried about preserving history… they literally said the White House was RACIST.

https://t.co/NgOGyZWkvN

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Michael Jordan wasn't lying about swishing the free throw in front of the kids

(via @MyBodyTutor)

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American father of 3 is considering cancelling his family’s health insurance even through it “feels very irresponsible.” He just can’t afford it anymore

He pays

-$1,500 a month in premiums
- Each person in his family has a $6,000 deductible

So he would have to spend “$30,000 in co-pays that we have to pay on top of the $18,000 in monthly charges to actually get coverage.”

‘Health insurance is the biggest scam’

[Twise22 @TWisecarver22]

@LimitlessMacey Done