It lowkey pisses me off at how many girls have wanted to get back with me now that my life is great and since they have been played by guys and/or are single mothers now. I’m looking for a girl who appreciates me the first time.
went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit