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How ya doin keep it movin

[T @TYKoat_h]

If I ever see Nico Harrison it’s on sight

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Talarico: “This is the oldest strategy in the world—divide and conquer. They divide us by party, by race, by gender, by religion, by all this culture war stuff, so we don’t notice that they are picking our pockets, that they are closing our public schools all over Texas, they are gutting our healthcare, raising our premiums for Texans all over the state, and they are raising taxes on all of us while they cut taxes for themselves…Texans see through this game. They realize that we are being pitted against each other with these old, tired culture war fights so that corrupt politicians like #KenPaxton can hold on to power and continue to enrich themselves and their billionaire mega donors.”👊

[OttersBetter @20EvilRoy]

Stars beat Avs and Winnipeg last year without Heiskanen and Robertson for most of it lol.

[anton @gridinhatty]

Carter Hart is never gonna be a story of redemptio and Hockey Canada is never gonna be a redeemable organization, no matter how much you all try to make it be

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Well then, fuck you and your wife.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Every fucking time.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

That’s gotta be one of the most greasy playoff wins in NHL History and maybe sports history. Arbys french fry onion ring fried chicken pepperoni homeless people hair levels of grease. The entire Tampa crowd needs to go home and take a bath in the strongest dish soap on the market. I cannot believe what I just saw. A win is a win though. Holy hell.

Ça doit bien être l'une des victoires en séries éliminatoires les plus « grasses » de l'histoire de la LNH, et peut-être même de l'histoire du sport tout court. Un niveau de gras digne d'un mélange d'Arby's, de frites, de rondelles d'oignon, de poulet frit, de pepperoni et de cheveux de sans-abri. Toute la foule de Tampa devrait rentrer chez elle et prendre un bain avec le liquide vaisselle le plus dégraissant du marché. Je n'arrive pas à croire ce que je viens de voir. Mais bon, une victoire reste une victoire. Bon sang de bonsoir.

[thomato harley @canuckies]

and btw this series loss was entirely glenn gulutzan and his coaching staff's fault i heard this answer this morning and knew they hadn't given the players any new answers between games 5 and 6

[Huskyshark⁸⁵ ₂₁ @Huskyshark85]

HOES MAD #TEXASHOCKEY

[T @TYKoat_h]

We gonna talk about Quinn’s affinity for diving?

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

What a dive from Rantanen. Take them both in double OT

[Stone Strankman @apollostoney]

Quinn is addicted to diving and tummy time

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Sam Steel goes off for tripping and the Stars were calling a dive 🫣

[T @TYKoat_h]

Cause Robo reverse rocks you lol

[Gregg Swedberg @ThatsALottaGs]

Why nobody runs at Robertson or Johnston is just beyond me.

[syd @ritzycelly]

the IMMEDIATE ipad reveal sent me

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Shifting north.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Buccigross loves saying “if they hurry.” 2 on 1 if they hurry. 3 on 1 if they hurry. They can catch the sunset on the rooftop of a private bungalow built for rough sex in Sedona if they hurry. The British are coming if they hurry. These two planes can hit this building at the same exact time as a planned demolition if they hurry.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Wheeling down the streets of Buffalo drunk and full of dust. My goodness is it good for the Sabres to be back

[Spoked Z @SpokedZ]

OUTRAGEOUS

[Stone Strankman @apollostoney]

Ritzy is just gonna try to fight every NHL superstar and collect them all like infinity stones. I respect it.

[Victory+ @victoryplustv]

Game 2 Colin Blackwell.

Whoa.

#TexasHockey

[x - Clean Sheet of Ice @CleanSheetofIce]

Someone needs to check the refs DraftKings account