Mia.D🤍

-Chill nights, Good company, and Mellow vibes🍃

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

"why do you like laughing?"

me: *laughs at the question*

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

If I had a daughter, I fear she would socially be behind because I’m sorry, but she would not be having lashes and XL acrylics in the sixth grade

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

When babies hold your finger with their whole hand🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐌 @liamASAP]

Someone give baby girl an Oscar, she acted it perfectly 😂

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I’m at the age where I can send a text at 10:23 and be asleep by 10:23:07

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

On my way to work because i was too shy to dance on the internet in 2019

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I really feel like crocs should be like $25.

[丶 @Justhatejossy]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[ItsSTILLSummer @Damirror91]

Yall. July is next week.

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When i make an excuse and the person comes up with a solution

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

The final stage of owning an iPhone is carrying a power bank everywhere you go 😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Hotels be like, “It’s $125 a night and you’re staying two nights, so that brings your total to $750.”

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

My mom: takes me to the doctor's office

4-year-old me:

[َ @doesyd]

this was the funniest day on twitter oh my god

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

POV: Me trying to remember if i really said that or they're taking advantage of my poor memory

[j🥀 @mochas_dad]

INFLAMMATION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m howling

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 @SaharahRain]

People think just because they don’t fw you, your life is suppose to suck or something 😂