Thomas Harvey

I wonder if your therapist knows everything about me.

[Thomas Harvey @T_Harv27]

The movie selection on Netflix fucking sucks, and you wonder why Netflix and chill always ends with someone's dick in someone's mouth.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Hang in there man it gets so much worse

[mau @rllydu]

you’re in her dms, i’m in the passenger seat of her car. she is parallel parking. i have been here for 30 minutes

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent an early twenties that doesn’t slip through your fingers

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

WHAT A BUCKET. THIS IS JAMAL MURRAY EVERYONE. 🏹

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

I was at a Starbucks and 'Mr. Brightside' came on and the barista leaned in and whispered "I hate this song" and the manager walked over and put his hand on the dudes shoulder, then took him out back and shot him..he fucking shot him and everyone in the store cheered.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[centipede walks in]

shoe salesman: oh fuck yes

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

They should invent a feeling that’s reciprocated

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life”

me in my 20s:

[🐌 @Wheeema]

my brain at 3am

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

jokic plays basketball like a bullied kid in a disney movie who made a wish to have magical basketball powers and it came true

[☔ @Whotfismick]

y’all ever be sitting and think... damn this is the real life

[Thomas Harvey @T_Harv27]

Snapchat memories every time I’m tryna have a good day

[Thomas Harvey @T_Harv27]

@Relayzz @PandaSmash14 @G_Anderson4

[skizzius maximus iii @SkizzyMars]

she hates me unfortunately

[K80 @KatieEstate_]

if you wanna date me you have to fight my 7 evil fucking lego bugs

[🎨 TORE & CHILI 🐈 @ohitore]

not even scrub daddy is immune from the effects of this hellscape we’re currently living in

[clare @sadderlizards]

no thoughts november. i will not be doing any more thinking