Tina Loafy

🍀Protector of all hounds comin' to 'eaven. Surfer. Skater. Daughter of @J_Loaf, luffa of @ZakGreyhound. Gin enthusiast. Irish Greyhound

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

I’ve collected this lovely girl from Eternity Beach arrivals. Sendin’ all me love to me Dad. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌈

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

I do not care what anyone says, I fink I’m doin’ a solid job as the Windsor’s press secretary.
Innit.

[Loafy 🐝🐦🐾 @J_Loaf]

I go out to watch #Barbie and Twitter changes to X. This is like when I went to see Saving Private Ryan and they changed Opal Fruits to Starburst. I’m a fucking jinx.

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

Welcome to Eternity Beach @barkbutton I always wanted to meet you, but not this way. 🌈

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

Welcome, Paul O’Grady. A human truly worthy of an eternity in dog heaven.

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

Pleasure to welcome @MissStarhound to Eternity Beach. The BBQ is on, and many tales are to be told. 🌈

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@J_Loaf Yup! That’s what ‘e does. Good job ‘e can’t fit down your chimney.

[Flight of the Conchords @fotc]

Murray Christmas from NZ 🎄

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EARTH DWELLERS! Zak and me went out last night and painted the town red. Literally speakin’. It’s amazin’ ‘ow far 5 tins of B&Q emulsion will go.
I ‘ear cop sirens. 🎄🎄🎄🎄❤️❤️🐾🐾

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

Are Brillo pads like Shredded Wheat for robots?

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

The UK right now.
Y’know, it all started to go wrong when I died. Maybe I should come back to sort it out.

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

For those who is dyin’ to ask; NO, she hasn’t arrived up ‘ere.

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@chickadickadee Yoo do that! Yoo should use your powers of persuasion every day to keep sharp❤️

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

Today is the feast of Saint Guinefort, the only dog saint. Tell your yoomans that yoo must ‘ave extra treats today to celebrate this special date in the #greyhound calendar. #FeastofSaintGuinefort

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@loonylankylegs Sendin’ yoo the ‘ealin’ vibes, petal flower. Luff yoo!❤️❤️

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@casalindi @Spindle_Hound YES! Yes yoo should celebrate too❤️

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@DLurcher Raise a snossidge!🐾❤️

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@harborhound8 @plainoldgrumpy That’s coz yoo ‘ave the best legal mind in the country. Nice one. Smart.

[Tina Loafy @T_Loafy]

@plainoldgrumpy It is grey’ound law! Ask @harborhound8 Expert lawyer. X